Statera - /stag/ zombie edition

what we know

>dashboard before end of year, probably earlier.
>"huge" (teams words) marketing campaign at the time of dashboard release
>secret project is getting statera back to alpha pool status, being able to pool it directly without having to use a UNI LP (delta) Token
>release of the website pumped the coin to 40 cents in august, imagine.
>mass pooling event with release of dashboard, APY on phoenix is going to skyrocket
>phoenix returns are 1% per day even with low volume
>statera is unkillable
>the team are working as fast as possible to get the developments out

>no team/dev tokens have been sold
>no team members have been fired
>team refunded over $1million usd due to a balancer hack BEFORE hitting ATH.
>the statera TOKEN is not an index fund, read the whitepaper.
>token is NOT abandoned, being actively supported.


>Telegrams
t.me/stateratoken (Official)
t.me/stateraunofficialpricegroup (Price chat)


>Uniswap info
uniswap.info/token/0xa7de087329bfcda5639247f96140f9dabe3deed1

>Trade on Uniswap
app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xa7de087329bfcda5639247f96140f9dabe3deed1


>Charts
uniswap.vision/?ticker=UniswapV2:STAUSDC&interval=1D

stateratoken.com/

>whitepaper/pooling tl;dr
i.imgur.com/yARc97c.png


>buying statera
i.imgur.com/mv2PqLm.png

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inb4 that guy salty about getting banned whining

meanwhile everyone but STA holders are getting rich

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stachads are the highest iq and have diversified portfolios and risk management skills that you cannot comprehend, i am getting rich slowly, when sta moons i will get rich violently

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My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a Zig Forums biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.

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based

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STA holders will get rich so violently their skellyleletons will crumble, cant wait

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Need more niggers buying and selling, how is this rank 800

If you have more than 25% of your portfolio in shitcoins, you're ngmi

Lol, team banning people in tele who predicted crash to 3 cents. Team making nonsense announcments of announcments why "space changing to fast" to justify lack of update. 5 months to litterally release a java gui web page, while pajeet shit coins make gui's daily for YFI9999123 defi coins. Never direct answer on any question. Biggest moto is "The community runs STA." Whales who held at .4 are now selling at .04...lol gl bag holding/

sir, feel free to buy a $500 dollar pajeet dashboard with the ability to drain your wallet. even if you arnt larping and you got banned from tg, its certainly not because you said 3cent waiting room.

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>he's STILL wining about being put in his place

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SCAMTERA

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I am all in.

Noice. $1.38 EOY

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based d3UTRGQWAAlt0ja.jpg scamtera poster, it wouldn't be the same without you

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>all of statera's underlying assets are mooning
>statera still worthless dogshit

hmmmm

FUCK YOU EVERYTHING IS MOONING AND WE'RE STILL DEAD FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEE

\3_cent_waiting_room

STATERA is going to moon hard just like any other token.

>STA in liquidity pool, keeps 50/50 ratio.
Yep, like every other pair on Uniswap.

>So if you believe in crypto to succeed then you believe in STA to grow.
No not really. My ETH can moon but it will keep selling precious ETH to buy worthless STA, which I dont want.

>1% of STA burned
Sounds good, but the volume is abysmal. See numbers below

>What if STA-ETH pair has no volume? It does not matter because of LINK/SNX/BTC/ETH in Balancer pool, as they will have volume.
This is misleading. Yes, volume elsewhere results in arbitrage opportunities, but that's very little arbitraging volume. Just look at today's figures. Ton of volume for BTC, ETH, LINK as always, but the Balancer pool has $2.7k volume lmao

Let's actually get an estimate on how much STA was burned/will be burned today. Uniswap STA-ETH volume: $60,000. Balancer volume: $3,000. 1% of this = $630. At 3 cents per STA, congrats we've burnt 21,000 STA. That's less than 0.03% of total supply lmao.

Why is the deflationary aspect needed? The only thing it does is that it bleeds the funds of the poolers. It could just as well be non-deflationary and do the same thing, balancing ratios perfectly. This is why it will fail. There is literally zero reason for the deflation to exist.

I read through the Whitepaper, found nothing. The only thing that it does is that it's "deflationary", which means nothing. Why would someone use something that bleeds your funds? No reason. And for this reason, according to the Whitepaper "if no one uses it, it fails". It is actually very much comparable to a ponzi scheme for this reason.

you obviously didn't read the whitepaper friend

see

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There he is lads, like a clockwork

That dude's weird
I remember him being banned originally as John Doe for making constant negative price predictions (which were woefully wrong lol)
Now he's back again doing the same thing?
Have a day off, man!

How much are you guys planning to buy at the bottom? I'm looking to grab 25k

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he was right actually, I ended up entering STA at .009 because of him

Hahaha is he actually John Doe. Well no fucking wonder, suppose he went away to a mental institute for a recharge.

where is the bottom?

You guys still waiting for dashboard, oh fuck...

He most certainly wasn't right.
We were at around 2.5 or 3 cents, and he was constantly predicting we'd go down to around half a cent for days.
We never, and instead went up to 46 cents.
So, yeah. That's about as wrong as you can get lol

>No not really. My ETH can moon but it will keep selling precious ETH to buy worthless STA, which I dont want.

the value of your eth isn't being lost its being BALANCED with every other asset in the pool. the purpose of an index fund is to minimize risk, maybe dyor and look up what an index fund is.

the issue of volume has been acknowledged, people are holding statera instead of pooling in anticipation of a pump. this is actually hurting the ecosystem in the short term but once the developments drop and theres no reason not to pool, we'll see more volume from more pooling and high apy on an asset that has proven to be resilient and trustworthy, this is low hanging fruit as its been addressed in every thread and in the tg hundreds of times.

again, low volume = less burn, you said it yourself. good job doing some math

Funny, I predicted sub 1 cent last time, and 3 cent this time when we were at 6-8 cent crabbing. Banned both times because truth hurts. I will be in every thread and post forever. I dont work and have enough money, where I live for policy now. I was wronged. Unless im unbanned and made right, im going to spread truth of wrong doing.

fucking keked every fucking time

ADJUST YOUR DOSAGE, JOHN

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