>programmed at the genetic level to love and serve you unconditionally >gets you out of the house, forces you to get exercise and socialize >built-in security system, scares off intruders and will protect you with their life in a confrontation >just having a dog exist in the same space as you is proven to decrease cortisol levels and reduce your heart disease risk >dogs are the perfect wingmen, helping you get numbers and slay pussy >or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs >training a dog teaches both of you the value of discipline, habit and perseverance >food, vet and supply costs force you to learn financial literacy and develop a budget >if you still fuck up financially you can always eat its meat to cut your losses >similar emotional reward to raising children, but at a fraction of the cost and effort, plus no risk of estrangement later in life >when they die, you can grieve appropriately for a few days and then go out and buy a replacement so the ride never ends
Trying to think of negatives and can't think of any. I would argue at this performance/price ratio that adopting a dog is a better investment than even a 5000 Link stack. Am I wrong?
dog not really great yield unless you actually have shit to do like getting your shot squirrels and ducks Goat or sheep or chicken or bees though all give great yield
Gabriel Murphy
Dogs are too over-the-top for me. They are aggressively friendly and I just want to be left alone.
Actually i will mention if you milk your dog that can improve the yield
Joseph Gutierrez
>a dog is a better investment than even a 5000 Link stack Just get a shelter dog and also get Link. You’ll be rich and have a loyal companion who doesn’t care about the money.
>dog not really great yield Did you read literally anything OP said?
Cameron Cox
If anyone FUDs dogs ITT then we know Chang really is lurking here
Josiah Richardson
>built-in security system, scares off intruders this is the only useful part, other than that dogs are just a waste of money that are only slightly better than cats
Kayden Barnes
Dogs are fucking based
Evan Campbell
>or you can just fuck your dog (or take the knotpill and let them fuck you), it's no-strings-attached sex whenever you want it and no risk of pregnancy or STDs Are you Canadian?
Colton Fisher
there are types of dogs: scent hounds, protectors, rat hunting terriers, herd dogs etc. Each has that specific yield its helpful for but it requires the person having an interest in needing a dog for said hobby which op clearly doesn't
Adrian Robinson
OP is 16yo.
Aiden Jones
He's objectively right you know
Easton Hughes
do dog owners really follow behind their dog and pick up its shit?
Julian Wilson
You yt people know there are a ton of diseases bitches get from fucking dogs, right?
Brayden Taylor
very few actually. Definitely a lower risk of an std than sex with an average human. Plus no pregnancy risk.
Jordan Allen
It's a shit producer and you'll have to deal with it. The dog replacing children actually mean that it lower your chances to pass on your genes
Mason Myers
>tear up personal property >constant vet trips and pet food >fucking hair everywhere >Walk around it's entire life and pick up it's shit like some servant >OP isn't joking about fucking dogs
Cooper Campbell
>produces fertizilzer >yields milk >yields fur which can be used as insulator >meat >specialized tasks Can't ignore the yield but for normies yea not a good idea mostly
Leo Wright
are we talking about a dog farm here?
Nathaniel White
cost of a dog is 45,000 USD over its lifetime for burgers. No joke, its a big time reason why so many poor burgers. A cat is like $14,000. either way you're a loser at the end of a leash picking up shit, seriously
Aiden Bailey
Also you can often get dogs for free
Gabriel Davis
DOG haters get the LAKE
Asher Sanchez
If you pick up dog shit and put it in your personal garden thats fertilizer. Same for each point, scale doesnt matter. Stuff your personal pillow or coat with fur after you shave your dog thats insulation. Etc
Jaxson James
This is the proposition that traps so many suckers.
>Its free!
Ethan Walker
DOG haters get the LAKE
Hunter Edwards
>Walk around it's entire life and pick up it's shit like some servant >do dog owners really follow behind their dog and pick up its shit? Do cityfaggots really?
Evan Garcia
>If you pick up dog shit and put it in your personal garden thats fertilizer.
