Dad figured out l have a brokerage account

>Dad figured out l have a brokerage account
>Buys me a 3 month subscription to the Wall Street Journal

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He wants you to be successful and is supportive. Hug your dad.

Nice dad.

Isn't WSJ fake news?

Call him a Jew lover

>he actually gives a fuck about son despite not knowing shit about how it works
yes, hug him

yeah but op’s dad doesn’t know that
or he’s a Jewish shill working for mossad
be careful op

I wish my dad was still alive

are ya winning, son?

-Dad

that shit becomes 40$ a month, i had to call to cancel it. fuck that useless rag

Good dad man.

However fuck the jews at the WSJ.

epic dad

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Are ya winning, son?

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Explain to him you're chasing shitcoins on uniscam. Than persuade him to cash out his roth ira and take a mortgage and go all in.

roll up that boomer newspaper and stick it up your dad's corn hole.

fuck you OP

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It was a nice gesture, give him a blowjob.

This repost is a good indicator of how many newfags we have on Zig Forums at different market cycles.

Nice where can I subscribe?

>figured out
you don't talk the market with your dad? what kind of faggot are you?

just go back to uni. Free wsj, financial times, etc. subscriptions

>wow can't wait for my daily dose of stock trading news from the WSJ
>10 Reasons Why White People Need to Be Genocided Immediately

Thank you WSJ

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Looks like you subscribe there

WSJ is actually one of the least fake tho.

Yes, so just tell him you read the online version or something like that. By boomer standards he is putting in a lot of effort.

Your dad cares for you, even if you are 100% crypto you should appreciate the guesture!

Some boomers are good at investing. You might want to take his advice even if it doesn't seem to make sense.

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If you know how to read between the lines it isn’t. Either way, you’ll read one week old twitter threads in journalistic fashion and nothing else there.

I feel you, fren. Sorry for you loss.

kek everytime