I've never had a GF Zig Forums. What does it feel like to have a GF?

That's not a gf then user, thats an acquaintance

Fuck I think I screwed up by being too much of an introvert whilst I was at university, I've graduated and I'm now working in a pretty good job but I have no idea how I'm going to meet new people

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Exhausting. Its like a mix between a kid and a dog. My last ex was so attentioncraving and high maintenance i had no choice but to leave her. Dont glorify gfs incel noobs. Sex is good and all, but everytging has pros and cons

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It's ok can be annoying sometimes, as long as you're not an ugly sperg getting a gf is easy user

awww no fren. If you´re under 25, you still got all chances open. Even if your older, you can easily find a gf. I actually met my gf on tinder. She is a needle in a haystack: conservative, can cook, is sweet and looks good :). Try bumble and tinder, maybe you will meet your soulmate. Hell, I never had a gf til my early 20s and boom I find the perfect one on my first date :) Don´t feel sad brah, we are all gonna make it!

like a bag of sand

hahahaha

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I hope you die in a fire while your "gf" gets raped and enjoys it by a band of feral negros.

If you really want gf, get a hobby and get to know lots of girls. Lowkey flirt. Lowkey. Eventually you will fins someone interested, and youll figure out the rest. Dont do dating apps, too much pressure. Do hobbies. Befriend first, then gf them, and if they good, wife them

the consistent sex is nice but most women are annoying and generally unpleasant to be around so you get tired of it after a while. they'll insist on you watching stupid shit like Grey's Anatomy or the Hunger Games with them and waste money eating out constantly.

>tinder and bumble
The thought of putting myself on those apps makes my anxiety spike through the roof

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Uhm, not to pop your bubble there kiddo, but how many gallons of semen has she swallowed prior to meeting you?

same except 24
honestly I'm over it and I have accepted my fate

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Dont fucking do the apps nigger. Its only for ego boost and collecting likes or whatever

it's exactly like that webm user, except 10x better. i don't get how the fuck some of you guys blow it so bad that you've never had a gf. get off your ass, lift, tune your fashion, get your money up and do shit you idiots.

0. Why do you ask so disgusting questions fag?
Why? Don´t have you have confidence?

i don't believe you

I graduated university in 2017 and got a job in a different city. My gf was always crying about being apart while she had to do an extra year for her degree. I quit my job and moved back. It was hard for me to find another job as I basically had no experience, so I was unemployed for a few months. During that time the 2017 bulletin started and I started trading and making a killing. I didn't tell her that, but told her every day I was just applying for jobs and learning coding (both true). After a little while she basically decided I was now an unemployed loser, even though the reason I was unemployed was because of her, and I still was perfectly able to pay for whatever I needed.
I caught her cheating on me a little while later. I haven't kissed a girl since

I don't know.

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It sucks. The looks become progressively more shallow until they fade away entirely, and then you're just stuck with a cranky, jealous, paranoid bitch. I wish I were single again. Better jerking off IMO.

Its actually almost exactly like your pic related if you aren't fighting

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>have millions
>30+ and never even hugged a girl

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>Thinks he can meet the love of his life in an app for people that only want sex.
Yikes.

Kek

I've never had a gf myself though so maybe I shouldn't talk.

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I'm 5'6 and a skeleton, shitty appearance as well

I've got a relatively well paid job but no one would give me any thought because I'm a 5/10 (or lower).

It feels like bags of sand literally and figuratively.

Tinder works only if you are really smart about it.
1. You need great pics,
2. You need a great bio that filters out any low tier chicks without sounding retarded. Just mentioning simple things as filters, e.g. you think tats are tacky and some irconic stuff will drive down your match count, but your quality up.
3. In bigger cities at that point you will not get that many matches. But Tinder is pay for play. The more you pay, the more matches you get.
4. Use some of your crypto gains to buy apple or google coupon cards.
5. Boom, your crypto gains actually get you laid or a quality girlfriend, without you having to flex or pay for shit.

Start doing calisthenics or lift, also buy a jump rope. Then go out to clubs, I don't care if you go alone, just go. I'm a friendless loser, but I get laid like 4 times a year simply by having a strong body and a 6-7/10 face.

It's over for you. Would you consider seeing an escort?

>calisthenics

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Why waste time when you can trade crypto over the weekend and stonks during the week. (I'm in Chink EV stocks).

wasn't asking for advice and I have no intention of banging sloots or whatever

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>If you really want gf, get a hobby and get to know lots of girls. Lowkey flirt. Lowkey. Eventually you will fins someone interested, and youll figure out the rest.
>and youll figure out the rest.
No I won't. This is the hard part. Meeting girls that are somewhat interested is the easy part, knowing what in the hell to do from there is the nigh-impossible part.

Some answers makes me cringe so hard. Is this really the end of the hacker known as Zig Forums? Will normies finally take over us?

Hoes ain't loyal

I keked because it's so true, but since I haven't had a serious girlfriend for many years, I miss it. But grass is always greener I guess.

4 times a year lmao

They already did in 2015