/smg/ Stock Market General

OPTI is fake and gay, Animu is real and based edition

>Trading tips for chads:
youtube.com/watch?v=NvOHijJqups

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for (You) and twitch.tv/cowo
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for Penny Stock chads.

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Any stock simulator that has options? I want to experiment and git gud for the real deal

So I'm reading up bonds and I suppose there's something I'm missing.

If you have a bond with a payout of $1000, and a rate of 10 percent for both corporate and the other one, then when it matures, you wind up with $1000 + $100 x however many years. How does this get priced?

I think I get why bond prices move up and down. it's because as interest rates increase or decrease, the bonds issued previously gain or lose value because you can just get a new bond if rates are better, but if rates are worse, you want those old bonds. I think hte thing I struggle with however is understanding what these get priced at. Nobody is gonna pay "$1000 + $100 x number of years"...so what would they pay?

I wish I bought more ARGGY while it was 60 cents

>talks same shit about OPTI as they did with Palantir

Stay poor, reddit fags

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OPTI is a chad stock and we are going to $1

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robinhood

>x = y
retard

post proof you actually hold OPTI lel

lemme guess, a few hundred dollars?

>anime edition
Very based.

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most of this thread loves PLTR and was shitposting memes about it from day 1 of the IPO though

>both had significant government contracts
>"nah, that won't work"
>"I'll throw my life savings into GME instead"

Whats reddit like, GME bag holder?

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Let's all love Lain.

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I got fucked today, Zig Forums... and not in a good way

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How the market is closed.

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he owes a lot of money to a big gay bear

You lost your edge. These bands lately were never as good as the ones from a while back.

dont tell me you bought shitcoins user

I'm only going to respond to you once anonito, you need some fresh air. Go outside, stretch, maybe read a book.

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GME had a good week bros :)

Question user, how have you subsisted this long unemployed? Good gains from stocks? Unemployment? Living at home?

t. Unemployed and living at home.

why has OPTI not reported earnings since 2018

also lol that chart

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The "For every inch they take, they lose a mile"

>A few hundred dollars.

Well, at least your not a 4 fig fag. Those ones get on my tits when they arrogantly tell me to go all in on a meme stock. I guess thats why I'm 6 figs and they are 4...

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PI user here, if OPTIs deal was legit it’d have been priced in already, obviously.

Their CEO has a near criminal record ffs.

so whats the take on RKT any scientist in here to shill me

>implying reddit doesn't love PLTR

I am a leaf. Government gives me gibs and I put them into stocks

I put 68k in PLTR because it’s the best play on the market right now, averaged up to $16.40.

Rumor is whatever Tiberius is will send PLTR up more. Some new deal I think. I got the math in my head. 40 per, 50, 100 per. What kinda pay day I'll get. I'm a greedy bastard and I want all the green I can get. How PLTR rakes in the green makes no difference to me.

Because it's the subject of this week's pump and dump scheme.

dont get high and mighty. i was unemployed and had $0.25 in my checkings account as of june of 2019

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why are so many GMErs fucking leafs
strawpoll.me/35188770

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i think in general there are just a lot of leafs in /smg/ because we can trade stocks/options tax-free

This

That's nice, we all start from 0. 200k+ at the moment but only 22, however I don't trade. I spend my energy on my company, but trading is your new job, seems like your doing pretty good at it!

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I’ve been unemployed since March 2018. I live in poverty off of my gainz and ski six days a week during the season (Nov-June or so)

I am leaving Canada if they fuck with TFSAs, I swear to god, I don't care where. I could probably retire on $20k in some shithole like Peru.

Well don't come to the US. We're heading to the same fate canada did. I'll move to south america with you though. We can tag team trannies together.

Kek i know who this user is just by his writing style. Wonder if anyone recognizes me from my writing style...

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yea you're the user that loves BBC and trannies right?

it's okay half the thread probably knows my exact holdings from my writing style

If you post here regularly of course you know this guy, hell that guy might just be me...

Supposedly you can retire down in Mexico in a few villages on some ocean front property for only $1000 a month income..

fuck PLTR will be red Monday

>Government gives me gibs
Nice. I get no gibs tho

>March 2018
Wew lad thats a long time. Not able to get a job?

2019 for me. Havent been able to get one since. Am considering a temp job so once it ends i can get on goverment gibs.

I worry about this too, but then I remember that I just lurk 90% of the time and don't post often enough to get recognized :^)

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Where my FPX chads at?

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its Baggie kek

PLTR will be green on Monday my fren

Kek. Not a chance.

We got a stalker on here tho.

On and off. I dont mean the actual person but rather a specific user if that makes sense

>Which stock is this?

Green IDs will make it.

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wanna bet? i just got a call from my (((friend)))

green monday?

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