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no matter how much money you make you will never get to experience this
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Hookers and dogs aren't that expensive
i will, speak for yourself OP
also stop being so negative, your thoughts are creation
already did champ, but she had morning breathe and the dog had shit breathe, so it wasn't that great desu
it's really not that hard to get this lol this is me almost every weekend. why do people come here to try to discourage others from being happy? you must be really sad
ill buy a better looking gf and cat
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i already did and plan to experience a lot more once i make it
Heh, someone missed out on cheap stinkers
> poorfag cope
I already did
imagine not know people are paid to post demoralization threads on this website literally 24/7 too attack your psychology and replying to them like they're real users
people have been saying this since i got here in 2017 but nobody ever says why they do that
I already have. Reminder that if you don't possess the fundamental qualities it takes to make good decisions and find a loving partner before making it, relying on money to fix that after making it is a foolish thing.
Haha yea I have to act like I enjoy this every morning every day for years haha
I have a dog, though. W*men are cringe.
they broke up a few months later
When the wife leaves the room, I make out with and grind against the dog's body (naked) for at least 10 - 15 minutes
She's never walked in on me in ten years
are you Canadian?
Me on the left
I have already experienced it, can I get the money now?
No
So many people do this
It's funny how normies glorifies stuff like this. Just go back.
Yeah my girl has a cat
>buy
How?
You can rent both
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I got a bj once and the girl had a dog on her bed who was licking my feet it was a great experience
What a bizarre suggestion. Are you mentally ill, trying to trigger the mentally ill, or are you pushing inceldom on susceptible kids and asocial people?
how do i do this
Interesting
> dog had shit breath
This seems hit-or-miss. I had a few dogs growing up and they never had bad breath (although they did occasionally eat shit). My cousins also had dogs and I couldn't stand more than a few seconds of being up close, let alone being licked. Might have been diet or some other external factors.
i don't have the capacity to enjoy something like that