What can poorfags even do??

>missed all trains
>1000$ willing to invest
>currently no job

Were to even start?
All in, in BTC and shit my pants that I'll miss the peak?
Wait till the next crash so i could buy atleast one 8th of a BTC, hell even a 10th and 2x my portfolio once 2-3 years? I really don't want to gamble on shit coins and wait for the holy 100x.
inb4 kys faggot. really curious about veteran advice.

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Pull on your cock until it’s long enough to put the tip in your butthole and then pee in it.

All in on esrdl user it's the next train

Poor AND stupid

yes. put 1k into bitcoin while you have no job. that’s what I would do if i was you op reddit stupid fucking nigger

get a little bit of eth and mess with dapps like resolve.money to learn crypto and get a little bit of this tokensets.com/portfolio/dpi so you don't miss any easy 100x

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buy eth, it will probably double next week
just wait out tonight to make sure BTC daily candle doesn't close below 17.6k before you make any moves

>currently no job
get good at leveraged trading

You want high yield passive income like Orion Protocol.

Ethereum you cuck

invest in xrp or become a skilled criminal and enjoy the ride while it lasts.

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>missed all trains

bro ALTS are like 75% down from recent ATH's. you think they won't break them? this is nothing. also, shit like Bonded Finance just launched and is barely a $10M marketcap.

we haven't even begun.

CP3R just stake all the other coins are too tied up to each other and stagnating again already you have to go for something new

Have you considered not being poor?

Guess I'll come back when I find one.
Guess there's no way around investing in the middle of the run and hoping I don't fuck up, or plaing with shitcoin, well wish me luck.
thx.

Why not both? I wanna commit crimes after moon.

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eRSDL. my bags are loaded almost to 2mil, get in before the pump to 0.075

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uuuh... sauce OP?

Op what’s the sauce? I’m addicted to red heads and need more of her in this set

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Kill yourself.

just lurk here for a few months and do research, literally five days ago we had the holy shit coin of $SFI come in and blow the fuck out of Zig Forums for 48 hours. Unicorns happen and will happen in 2021 as the bull run begins. The most important thing you can do is to acculumate knowledge so you know which ones to buy when they present themselves

I bought 50 at $100 each and sold them at $850.

It happens, just be patient.

thanks Ivan

Find some shitcoin that's trading for pennies, get a bunch of friends to buy into it with you and all hype it up on places like Zig Forums and Crypto discords and sell it for 5-10x profit when the retards who want to get rich quick without doing any work start buying it up.

THAT'S A MAN.

Create a uniswap scam like most bizjeets do to make eth.

Penguin party fish token...

this get in on CP3R user

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