Started with 5k in April just hit 80k

Started with 5k in April just hit 80k.

Convince me not to cash out my entire portfolio to get a Model 3 and take a two month sex tour around Asia.

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Do it, we have a month at max before the crash its just a matter of when

You probably can't legally travel right now and Asia has generally some of the strictest travel restrictions.

How did you do it OP? I have 5k right now and I'm trying to reach 50k. What's your secret?

keep investing so you can go on a your whole life sex tour of asia once corona virus stops being gay

do that and you’ll never turn your 80k into as many model X’s as you want and a life long sex tour around asia

If you blow 80k on that you are incredibly dumb. That amount of money could give you a great start at actually changing your life.

what did you get

nice car and bunch of hoes is a life change

>once corona virus stops being gay
(((They))) already writing white papers about how (((They're))) going to release covid-21 next and give you the mark of the beast.

Sounds like a solid plan OP send photos of the trannies

covid-18(barelly_legal) was my fav covid

>entire portfolio
>get a Model 3
>sex tour
>Asia
OP if you do this and then post the vids to pornhub, you will forever be a legend on Zig Forums. Please do this. Kids 3 generations from now will sing your song to the tune of jungle drums.

I would be pretty unimpressed desu anyone can do this. Are you 17

I understand enjoying life but if you’re just on 80k why not go for 3-500k that way you can enjoy yourself for a while and come back to a very nice cushion of money that you can survive and possibly make more

u must be young

Yes to the sex tour, you deserve the reward. Fuck the Model 3. Buying a car is equivalent to setting your money on fire. Instead, make more money and be able to do the sex tour every year

>t. won $150k in the lottery at 25, blew it in a year having one hell of a party because I could always make more, have spent the last five years kicking myself for my idiocy

Money works in 4 dimensions, a dollar you spend today is a dollar you have to earn tomorrow. Every dollar you can save today is a dollar you don't have to go out and work for, five years from now, on a shitty rainy cold day where you feel like shit and don't want to get out of bed.

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LARP

if you could go back what would you do with the 150k user ? i would put that money into a house and rent it out so I get a constant cash flow maybe if I can keep some of it put it in the bank and let it multiply for free

>sex tour
20k is 250-300 hundred polite and curious tight thai teens.
>Depreciating asset (tesla)
get a 90s era honda instead. Fuck buying cars.

t. spent 26k living like a retired boomer in thailand and fucked 66 hookers for 6 months

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I mean, knowing what I know now I would've put it into Bitcoin and Ethereum

desu I'd probably still buy Bitcoin and Ethereum today. I don't doubt that BTC will hit 6 figures in the next 12 months. Maybe hold half cash in case everything goes sideways like in March -- a family friend made a fucking fortune in 2009 buying up foreclosed properties in urban areas and then immediately renting them to HUD for the local max. For something like $50k cash he got 6 properties that the gubmint is paying the entire mortgage on, plus a decent mid-five-figure income for himself every year since

That said, I doubt a liquidity crisis is coming. And being a landlord kind of scares me, because in a high inflation environment like we might be going into, the rent you charge might get eaten up by inflation fast, and some jurisdictions cap how much you can increase. It would suck if inflation's hitting 4% and you can only raise rent by 2%. And then the house needs a new roof or a water pipe bursts... At that point you're better off with municipal bonds, 5% tax free.

All I really know is I wish I didn't spend it on repeated $3000 bar tabs and trips to places I didn't care about and clothes and shit, because every time I've had to go to work when I didn't want to, I realize I could've paid myself to stay home if I hadn't blown all that money.

>At that point you're better off with municipal bonds, 5% tax free.

Where do you get 5% tax free with a public bond?

sweet Jesus, I see what you mean. I hadn't looked in years, I had no idea yields were that low these days

>I don't doubt that BTC will hit 6 figures in the next 12 months
you best start doubting then fren, we're in lengthening cycles, don't be too scared when it drops back to the 20 week EMA, adjust your expectations to 36 months and you'll be fine.

>don't be too scared when it drops back to the 20 week EMA,

Got a couple weeks before that, my ass will begin to clench around Dec 3

Did you wear a condom, if not what did you catch. I rooted a hooker the other night and have genital warts

80k.
I would just buy two room apartament in my country and secure a steady source of income for the rest of my life.
Also having propriety as assets it's great cause you got some money frozen and the bank jews can't take that away from you.

You can cash out a bit but don't buy a fucking tesla with your money, if you must buy a car get something that will hold value better

do it, you fucking retard.

Fuck wearing a condom.
You just got unlucky.
You cant catch anything you cant treat with pills for a week really.
Aids is a meme unless you have anal. The chance to get aids from a womans vagina during raw sex are >0,2/100

That would be be incredibly stupid