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you have $5,000 that you are forced to spend immediately(no investing). how would you use it to improve your life as much as possible?

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buy a tank of helium and an oxygen mask

A really nice treadmill lmao

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My advice to you anons:
>buy nice mountain bike
>nice helmet, shorts, and riding shoes
>flat pedals

Go shred and have the best time of your life.

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pay off a loan lmao, didn't say that was disallowed you cuck

Regenerative stem cell therapy for my back

Bump, not a bad choice.

I'd hire an e-thot to fuck then I'd send the video to her dad for a laugh

Travel to thailand or bali and have a blast for 6 months. OR, Leave an offer online or on tinder to take a hoe with you on a trip to BALI. 5k should be enough for the 2 of you to have a blast for 3 weeks. Lots of travel hoes that will do anything for an adventure

fleshlight

Hire someone to enforce a productive daily routine (study/exercise/healthy cooking) for a month and hope it sticks.

pay down 3 months of rent, standing desk and new mac

half in toilet paper, other half in 9mm ammo. Hail to the Apoc King, baby

You can not get a pozzed bike and gear and save $4500

I shred on a $200 trek

A garden, books, and esoteric items

new gaming pc

>go to hardware store and buy a couple 4 foot lengths of heavy chain, and 2 heavy pad locks, with some self tapping 6 inch wood screws. Cost about 40 bucks
>then run to a gas station and buy 2.5 gallons of gas. So about 4.26 worth
> run by the pawn shop and buy the bang and olufsen speaker setup I was looking at today for 600 bucks.
>buy that repeating cross bow at the archery store and some bio-shock broad heads with meat worm technology. $1900
>Go to my bitch ex-mother in laws house while everyone is at work and screw all the storm shutters shut to the window frames
>wait down the block till about 2 am
>eat 2 grams of shrooms. $20
>wait 20 minutes and pop 40mg of instant release Adderall $20
>run up to the house, chain the front and backdoor shut
>THEN BLAST THE WHOLE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WITH FLIGHT OF THE VALKERIES, with my new speakers
>lob some gas bottles through the rear windows of the house.
>run to the front with the cross bow, and just schlock any one brave enough to come through the windows.
>hopefully get my ex-wife, her boyfriend, and her bitch mother.
>then drive off to Mexico..... In mine craft

Put it in my bank account and move to Thailand. I think you've gotta have $15k just to stay there now, fucking dirty europoors and fat faggots ruined Thailand.

deep freezer full of frozen chicken/turkey breasts. that like 2 years worth of protein as a bodybuilder.

10 elf real dolls

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More power to you then buddy. Depends on the type of riding you want to do and your skill level. Definitely won't be hitting any real downhill/enduro laps on that bike of yours.

Wtf pocket money, just spend it thru the day

Bought a massage gun 2 days ago best thing I’ve ever fucking bought

bought an entire grassfed cow @ 4.50 lb + bones + organs, 770lbs of beautifully marbled meat for two years. dry aged for 22 days

kek
probably best in thread

Quality mattress for better sleep
Comfy computer chair
Floating monitor arm to get more desk space and improve posture
3d printer & woodshop tools for making random shit

New Omega or used Rolex watch. Technically not an investment as you can wear it. But if you don't it will hold its value. Also a gold/platinum necklace would work.

Cargo van. Live in it and haul ewaste or junk removal. If location independent then SEA for 6 mos and carve out a niche online. 5k is actually easy mode if you arent sheltered.

This

>improve your life
>no investing
what do you think investing is retard?