New GF

>New GF
>Meet her family
>Aunts name is Janice
>Everyone calls her Janny

How do I not fuck this up? I really like her...

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Drop some food on the floor and tell her to clean it up(for free)

>Mom is the type to try to keep up with trends, and shit sometimes is cringey but mostly wholesome
>Start saying based around her
>She asks what it means
>I tell her it's when something is cool or really nice
>She starts calling things based all the time
>Greets me by asking "How is my based young man doing"
>The other day I overheard her and her friends saying it

fuck janny

fuck aunty

Just don't be weird about it. I call the pajeet at the convenience store "sir" and he doesn't mind at all

Shit and piss on the living room floor and throw some of it at her.
Then politely ask her to clean it up for free.

That's cute user. You're mother sounds sweet

ngl i want someone to call me a based young man at least once in my life now

Hehe

based

based

based MILFs any pics?

well at least she's not named Tranice

kek hope this is real

based if true

based

fucking kekked out loud when i read the second to last line.

shout at the top of your lungs
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK JANNIES

she'll think it's funny trust me lol

lmao pretty wholesome

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based mom

shes monitoring this rn abort mission

AHHAHAH

fuck janny, obviously

You are a based young man, user.

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Holy shit thats funny

Why are indians so funny

I'm just being polite, I'm not snickering at him when I say it. It is funny as fuck though sometimes he calls me sir back

I dont envy you OP. We all know its going to happen. Just enjoy it while you can.

Have you tried being less autistic?

kek

very based

based mom