Holy shit Coinbase what the FUCK are you doing

Holy shit Coinbase what the FUCK are you doing

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>JSON
he back

This is incredibly bullish for LINK

THought i was the only one.

JSON got all your cryptos bro

Nice stack, user

XRP massive volume overload

What did they mean by this

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Jason Parser????

Pretty happy it isn't just me, but also terrified.

My god, that's Json Parser. Get me Bogdanov on the line. I want every pump and dump team we have converging on Coinbase headquarters.

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same lol been refreshing all day, now i get an error

>oh no, oh god no
>funds are safu
>crashing this market with no survivors
>not this time bog

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He gonna make it.

im on Interstellar exchange and its showing Bitcoin at 30k usd.. every other exchange is still showing 18k wtf is up

wtf is wrong with coinbase

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i think this might be the singularity
hope you made the right picks

>funds are safu
Year 6470

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RSR being received into the Coonbase wallets. This is bullish

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202009 BC
(Before Crypto)
>Grug has rock
>where keep rock?
>rocks are safu
>rocks are safe

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>JSON

imagine having a balance so low that it causes jason to freak out and blow everything up....

theyre getting hacked by reddit

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IT’S BACK UP HERE COME THE DUMPS

COINBASE FUCKERS EAT SHIT DIE

>I want to talk with the manager

@Bizonacci I know you're reading, we miss your masterpieces, you see?

FUNDS
ARE
not
SAFU

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oh man, I just took everything I owned out of there this week too, dodged a bullet

NOONONONONONONNONONOONONONON AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Looks like coinbase is finally prepping thier exit scam