>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Kevin's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed
>I'm just looking for a high-level overview
>We're just going to give a brief scope of the current landscape
Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
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.... do wagesluts really?
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> 50% percent increase to team velocity.
Companies should iq test non adjusted for age at entry and give positions out by iq
>it's a group interview with the HR department instead of a job interview with someone relevant
WAKE ME UP
>>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed
I actually like this one. its comfy.
"we're not trying to do something crazy here, we're sticking to our original goals"
Half that shit gets used in my daily standup. I'm going to start peppering these in ironically.
What is "management buzzspeak that exuberates incompetence"
kek, I will literally have this meeting in 30 minutes
That is a special kind of hell. I’m sorry you went through that user
capitalism really is a joke, huh. can't wait til we have an alternative
Office culture is not capitalism
there are a few companies that do this already. Each military branch.
I appreciate your input but we're not trying to reinvent the wheel here David. I mean it's not healthy, we're worried about your obsession with wheel engineering.
Let's circle back to that item later comrade David, it seems out of scope.
I'm so happy I took off this week fuck boomer office jargon
>interview involved displaying my "communication skills" by explaining the process of tying shoe laces to the interviewer
I wish i was fucking joking
You are a nigger, huh.
I hate this fucking shit so much. I wish I was born 60 years ago and I could've just become a sales guy or a factory worker or some shit who earns enough to afford a decent house and a family and just drink all day with my buddies on days off.
I hate living in this shitty studio apartment and listening to these soulless grey looking fucks talk about "diversifying market opportunities" for their billionaire overlords.
Wagie has the holiday off all he had to do was use all his vacation for the quarter. Bless up
esg is a socialist ideal actually because it literally has social in the acronym
i heard buying a rope is a good alternative
>Let's take it offline
Doesn't work i could've chose anything but i went with artillery because combat arms had the highest sign on bonus
>1 am
>Rewriting my coworkers' code AGAIN
>They spent months writing this the first time and then having to debug it over and over again
>Finally boil it down to a bug that can't be fixed without refactoring an entire feature
>Work on it for a month
>Boss wants it done with code review with the original engineers by the daily scrum tomorrow (8 hours from now)
I want to make it frens. I want to make it, then just build some BS apps or mobile games or some shit and then just do hobbies forever.
>cross pollination of knowledge
>I don't have bandwidth for that right now
I'm off the week of Christmas and I'm quitting in January. It's almost over
It's worse than hell it's purgatory
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