How many LINK for her?

Bros. The longer I look at her the sadder I get. I don't want to become a wizard. I pray to God I don't become one. Can someone tell me how to fix my mental health. I just can't stop overthinking everything I say and do when I'm around women. Why does my brain have to be so analytical. I've got all this cryptocurrency and wealth (thanks biz) but no one to share it with. I'm so miserable and everyone around me is getting married and is happy trapped in their wage cage for life all while dating a 7 or 8. I'm aware this post is pathetic, but if anyone out there has walked a similar path to me and could give any advice or help, I would be forever thankful.

>now we're talkin, dick looks a little small but whatever
kek
you made this post worth it user
godspeed!

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You are overthinking because you know deep down you don't deserve her. You're too flawed and too ugly. You have to convince your mind to think otherwise to stop this. Also stop watching so much porn.

This is the only gmi response

If you're actually rich and aren't good looking you'll have to use your money to get women
- buy or rent fancy house
- throw parties in it
- buy or rent large yacht
- throw parties in it
- rent club for private party, pay famous guy to perform
- go to club and get bottle service (women love bottle service)
- hire 8/10 prostitute(s) for your entourage (or just fuck them)

Note that you should be in the $1m+ club before attempting this. If you do this people will start to gravitate towards you, women included.

I'm becoming a wizard in month.
And I am too much of mild-mannered traditionalist to ever pull this off or want to do this.

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About 14 link as of now..

Most call girls are around 250$

Just become Santa Claus for poor kids abs preserve your virginity

why not both?

About 20/hr should do it

>why not both?
sounds like a great idea
we could be a happy family

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Report back if you actually gain magical powers. Never met someone who’s never fucked anyone else before 30

not so fast

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*chefs kiss*

That's a guy isn't it?

>not so fast
nice work on the meme user
I guess if I make the she bear coom, the bull market will continue.

I better get some extra honey to satisfy her.

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humanuh humanuh humanuh AOOOOOOOOGA

>any advice or help
In the amount of time it took you to write this you could have done 15 pushups. Anytime you catch yourself overthinking do pushups/squats to exhaustion. Within 2 weeks your rat lever brain will force you to stop based on this pain reward habit loop. then buy some home dumbells and watch Scooby on YT. Not only will it change your body, it will change your mind as well. Not the answer you want, but the answer that works

I don't care how ugly you are, of you're loose with money and having fun, I'm coming over

she actually looks like she did a bunch of heroin before this picture. or oxys or something.

definitely high on opiates
id fuck that pussy tho

>she actually looks like she did a bunch of heroin before this picture. or oxys or something.
>definitely high on opiates
could be fentanyl she bought from George Floyd

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This is a joke right?