OK this is my coin review, tell me what you think

OK this is my coin review, tell me what you think

BTC - blockstream jew subverted scam coin
ETH - good, until it goes proof of stake, biggest stake holder decides whose transaction goes through, fuck this shit
XRP - minted secretly by bankers to buy off other coins
Tether - probably fractional reserve, probably will go under someday
LTC - meh, clone coin, wide support, low fees, I use for online transactions regularly
Monero - >an unknown amount, if cracked becomes worthless, main dev fluffypony left project
EOS - proof of stake garbage, massive pre-allocation of coins
TRX - proof of stake garbage, artificial hype and support
BAT - shill moah, I'm not watching Ads for 50 cents a day
LINK - meme coin, too simple of a project, I can make a oracle myself, it's just updating variables on a contract via callback, why is it worth that much, NOO STOP PRAYING TO KEK
GRIN - new mimblewimble concept, private coin, wallet too hard to use, no cap
BEAM - mimblewimble coin blended with lelantus, private coin, can generate private ERC20-like coins, supports confidential smart contracts on testnet, could be huge, imagine all the shitcoins this will spring up, but dev team is really liberal, banned me for spiting niggers in their telegram

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>No ADA
Didn't read, fuck you nigger.

fine
ADA - Fucking PHD looking ass "research" making it sound complicated but of little content actually, still can't function on peers alone

also

DOT - Another ETH clone, not much different to EOS or TRX, sprung up out of nowhere, probably huge pre-allocation
XML - close ties with Ripple, fuck this
MKR - just to build another Tether, wow

Partnered with PwC and I've got a decent stack, can't you just fucking lie to me before I neck myself for not buying ETH and Link when I had the chance.
Have a heart user.

nice reddit take faggot

LTC - meh, clone coin, wide support, low fees, I use for online transactions regularly

a clone of BTC which is a scam coin?

I think he just called BTC that to be contrarian.

No you’re an idiot.
You should have bought the winners. Statistically speaking, you weren’t visited in the middle of the night 10 years ago to know the 3 biggest coins to buy, as whispered by disembodied voices to young you.
If you’re ever in doubt about your npc status, if something like above didn’t happen to you, and you’re not a leader in your field, you’re an npc.

link is not an oracle you retarded faggot nigger jesus fucking christ
you had 3 years
3 fucking years
and you still dont understand even the basic principles
kill yourself faggot

So no coin is worth it OP?
What about OCEAN and PNK

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well kind of, but LTC is really cheap and fee is too low to use lightning network, so it's not really effectively subverted for now

I suspect THEY pump up BTC artificially to buy off other coins with potential to control other coins

>So no coin is worth it OP?
yeah no coin is without strings attached, all smell like juice, so I'm actually think about making a private coin myself multiple times, but I haven't got the time to get a good grip on it, you can check me out on 4chad.org , if I were to make a coin myself I would publish it there

>What about OCEAN and PNK
let me look'em up for a sec

>blockstream jew
AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHH
ngmi

>BTC - blockstream jew subverted scam coin
>not mentioning BCH
did you stop learning halfway OP?

>Monero - > if cracked becomes worthless

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OCEAN - you do realize data is copiable right? what if I just get the data and torrent it, blockchain doesn't solve this problem, it's just a paid file hosting website with blockchain buzzword slammed on it

PNK - what if real life court overrides kleros court? what if someone were to perform sibyl attack?

EGO - straight to $600 in 3 weeks

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>BTC - blockstream jew subverted scam coin
stopped reading

>BAT - shill moah, I'm not watching Ads for 50 cents a day

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I didn't want to comment on them because neither BCH or BSV are the OG Bitcoin. Bitcoin is a trade mark owned by some company in Jew York. It's a total mess.

In my opinion the users should not be fucking niggerlicious, choosing to download installer for BCH or BTC or BSV and consider it a brand of coin.
They should just see the source code as a protocol and set the blocksize parameters themselves, edit source code to their liking, whoever hashes the fastest decides the next block, that's the original vision, but market makers have made it so that the trademark matters and where you download the installer matters, fucking indecisive nigger users ruined it.

>I can make an oracle
no, you can't. but you've exposed your stupidity.

Hey dude I coded 5 blockchain agnostic decentralized oracles in 5 minutes this morning while getting my dick sucked. Sorry you're a beta.

its sybil resistant

stop being mean I fucking can

1.constantly check transaction on a contract address
2.if received oracle request, along with fee, HTTP GET whatever resources on the internet
3.parse resources and publish resource to sender address, completing callback

this is just a simple node.js application, many "dapps" work this way, it's a private unfair oracle, but if people trust it it's fine.

what chainlink solves is forming a fair oracle that people can trust, it's not one private oracle, but an organized oracle operators, but the principle is the same, it is prone to sibyl attack

> this is just a simple node.js application

It's written by a philosopher in philosophy not code.
>wait why am I buying this token?
To philosophically support the philosopher king.

am I supposed to write the code down and run daemon for you? I've explained the psudo-code, ur the retard

how would you solve the problems that come with distributing the oracles? how do you come to consensus among them? how do you measure the performance of the oracles? you have no idea.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
Yeah it's like all coins have some weaknesses, it's better to buy cheap and sell high, that's it. Not getting married to a coin I guess.

how is it that voting is sybil resistant?

you don't, you make 1 oracle daemon, most dapps don't anyway, users just trust the dapp and use it. If you have to add a layer of trust, Chainlink can do it.

>Monero
>if cracked
>if

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