All I ever wanted was a comfy investment...

All I ever wanted was a comfy investment. I just want something that makes me fucking even like 20 dollars a day so I can finally relax knowing at least I’m making money no matter what I do

I lost everything. I bought memes. I bought dips. I bought crypto. I bought stocks. All I’ve fucking done is lose. I’ve been like ultra red for 3 months straight. I bought fucking fantom even for fuck sake

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LMAO

Buy qqq,spy, btc and fuck off

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Buy kleros and take it to Kleros court. At least you stand a chance there

>XRP and XLM shilled every day for the past 4 months
>Hours upon hours of spoonfeeding
>The date of the pump was called months in advance
Did you seriously not go all in? It's not too late WAGMI

How do you lose money in crypto. even people who bought the top of btc in 2016 if they waited now are in profits

I sold btc the day before it pumped. It pumped because of me. If I didn’t sell it wouldn’t. Then I put in fantom and lost it.

How the fuck have you been in the red? The stock market has had the quickest recovery ever since march and bitcoin has only gone up. I am an awful investor and am still positive

My curse ruins every investment

And all you had to do was just buy and hold btc.

Go make to wageslaving my golem friend.

I’m throwing myself off a bridge

How much are you down? Your best bet at this point is probably just sticking it all into Kleros if you just have a few thousand dollars

You're cursing yourself. Holding means having faith in your investment and therefore yourself. By losing confidence in yourself, you attract losses to yourself Your attitude is the nature of your downfall.

700+ falling every day thanks to apple

serious question, have you read an Apple earnings report? if yes, how on earth did you figure that this valuation is reasonable? and if you haven't, why on earth are you stock picking?

I don’t research I just buy

>It pumped because of me.

You have to be 18 to larp on this shitty forum

Apple is one of the bluest of blue chip stocks. Just hold it, you'll be back in the green within a year no matter where you bought. Keep working your job and keep injecting capital into crypto and the market, that's how you get rich

yeah, try not to do that.

I just want comfy holds that make me a little bit each day I won’t live long enough for apple

why do people pick bridges and not buildings.

As long as u are higher than 7 or 8 stories its lethal. and u wont have to half drown in the process

buy more fantom

There is some coroners report study they did on pain factors related to death. Among the worst were burning and drowning. They measure the stress hormone buildups in the blood i think.

Nigga if you're not investing in yourself don't expect that the faggots here will make you millionaire reccomending virtual tokens.

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Conservative. This guy will keep his fortune and beat inflation bitch every year.

There’s nothing wrong in keeping your fortune, anons. Boomer stocks are good enough to keep your purchasing power above the economy.

Instead of looking to get rich quick.

Learn the basics to make wealth.

> Savings. - Reduce your emotional purchases to half or even zero.

> Mid risk - Invest in battle-tested ETFs like SPY, QQQ or even fucking APPL, if you’re American then contribute your IRA.

> High risk - This is the place where you make money and become rich. Analyze how much money you’re comfy to lose.

If you’re comfy in loosing $5K out of $100K then only use $5K. Save your $95K for your retirement.

Investors that put $5K in Uber during series A rounds made $25M.

You wouldn’t want to work for Google if you have invest in their series B funding round.

You can say this examples are just for privileged individuals with accredited investors licenses but it’s not.

You’re in the cryptospace, just think in long term investment.

If you believe the LINK cow can still produce milk in 10 years then go ahead.

If you think that defi will revolutionize the economy in 10 years then go and grab tokens.

Investments is 90% emotion and 10% logic. - Just look at the retards of shark tank, all of them missed billions in investment opportunities like the creator of QR Codes (bought by Snapchat), Uber, Airbnb and beagle.

Believe in your guts.

yield farm somewhere safe bro
stop chasing degen shit

I haven’t made a penny in 3 years investing

thank you, very wholesome post

same

Swing traders take note. Buy and hold with what you have left to get a bit of a dopamine rush out of markets.

buy good companies that are also cheap
high roic, low p/e (but porbably not too low, say not under 5, since that might indicate some serious problems)
but probably not right now since we are at the end of a long term debt cycle

please do not consider this fincancial advice and do your own research instead
i do not want to be responsible for other people's monetary loss

never buy the top, which I'm guessing you kept doing