How can I become a neet?

How can I become a neet?

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be born in upper middle class family

Suck the right dick

first, you must forsake pic related.

Dont shower for a week, grow a neckbeard, play 12-20 hours of vidya a day and buy a nice fedora.
Also start to eat the true neet diet, tendies and kola 24/7 as much you can eat it.

Don't tell me she's gonna eat all that sugar

She is building her ass. Chill the fuck out!

I would crawl naked through 12 miles of roads paved end to end with hepatitis tipped glass if it meant I could suck the bean fart out her ass

I got hurt at work now I just chill.

Become an aesthetic Chad, get a hot, sugar mama girlfriend and have her pay for everything. That's what I did. I'm getting unemployment money on top of that, invested it all in LINK and RLC (80%/20% split)

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