Overhear coworkers talking about investing

no, we all make 100k+ a year and they should know better
this makes it all the more cringe that they are dipping their fucking pinky toe in
sad

KEK

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christ that's pathetic
imagine being this much of a pussy
does he know the difference? feels bad desu

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>I just stared at it blankly and had to act excited for him.
Are you a bitter female or do you hate the bloke for fucking your missus? Why are you bitchy like a female? There he was, clueless, he couldn't make any real gains wiithout you, why didn't you help him Mark?

>hey john I have fourty efereum want to see? :)

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That’s fucking hilarious

Same but I hear ny coworkers talking about putting "a few hundred" here and there like it's a big deal. I work in a pretty prestigious firm and I know they make at least 6 figures. My portfolio is close to a million and I'm the only onpe that doesn't talk to them about investing.

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are you all millennials? because from my experience most people in their 20s and 30s are fucking retarded when it comes to money. like I've got friends who make $80-100k who spend all their money on rent, booze and eating out. I know motherfuckers who make $85k and can't even pay their rent on time because they spend literally all of their money all the time

yeah we are in our late 20's and mid 30's
there is one alcoholic boomer that works with us who doesn't do any work but also cant be fired because he is part native american

Does my girlfriend work with you? Because this sounds just like her.

>new ceo of company buys literally $1mil of his own shares to show muh confidence
>corona hits
>shares drop by over 75%
>from what i've seen it still hasn't risen and they'll probably go out of business

felt fucking great because I had a terrible time at that company (i got made redundant). all of those normie faggots I worked with bought shares not knowing shit about investing too i just hope they all lost a lot of money

It's copypasta faggots.

I had no control man.
He entered his potential profits on the calculator app and held his phone out to me and I just sat there blankly staring at his screen for like 10 seconds, thinking about how he could be so excited over such trivial gains.
"If it goes to 1000 I'll have 5k!!"
I sit there, emotionless.
I lean forward and squint, making sure I'm seeing what I'm actually seeing.
A 5 thousand dollar profit if this thing happened to have an Earth shattering moon. And he's actually excited about it.
...
After 13 seconds of him holding out his phone I look up at him.
"Yeahhh man!! Nice! You could .. put a nice downpayment on a car!"

That's not just millennial, I work for an actual alpha boomer. He started a company, after two successful priors, on a whim; the product isn't even particularly good. He owns 8 cars, a nice house, his wife spends money like crazy, and he drives like he actually wants to die.

I've watched this motherfucker text, while speaking on a phone call, holding the phone up to his fucking eyes, and also reading an itinerary chart at eye level, while driving a van down a highway, swerving across 3 lanes going 80 in a 65.

These people run the world, man. They're absolute retards ... but they're parents were very kind and loving, and so they go out into the world with the expectation that everything they do will succeed.

Guy I worked with was excited to tell me he bought AMC and AAL shares today.

Fucking kek. It's funny cause I know people like this

Kek pretty good

kek, classic normies.

top kek

Some people get so used to aiming low that they think this is aiming high.

An absolutely pathetic LARP

300 iq right here