New manager just setup 30 minute meetings every week for every day of the week

>new manager just setup 30 minute meetings every week for every day of the week

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>he works on weekends

HAAHHHHAHHHA IMAGINE BEING A WAGE SLAVE

>yeh lets meet for 30 minutes a day to taalk about literally nothing productive

HAHAHHAHAH THE COPE

>what's a work week

We have to have buzz meetings everyday where you have to say what you did yesterday and what you plan to do today.
Gets real old trying to be creative with what you say but if you don't then you get given extra.
Get out while you can OP.

>have to muster by text at 0745 every morning
>morning phone call 0800-0820 every morning
>I have to talk can't just skip it or they'll know
It's JUST enough to ruin my mornings so I can't get back to sleep. I really shouldn't complain since I haven't put on the uniform in weeks and shave once a week but it's still annoying.

What did he mean by this?

It's not too late to visit your local gun store user

The cope is unreal

corporations, industries, and people who do these "morning meetings" or "weekly meetings" really are the most unproductive retards known to exist. These are the same commies that voted for biden

I recently left a place that every quarter had a meeting that lasted the entire day for the department. Was about 200 people. They also had 1 hour meeting every weeks to discuss how to make processes better, a 1 hour meeting every week as a team meeting, and 1 hour meeting every two weeks. All meeting required our web cams to be turned on and no one got anything out of these meetings. Huge waste of time.

On top of my regular work and meetings I averaged about 20 hours a week in meetings. I don't work in managment and I'm not in a senior position. Was a regular IT drone. So glad I left there what a joke. I remember one week I actually did nothing but meetings. I think it was 30+ hours. Most people had to do all their work on the weekends and after hours.

OP meetings are pretty based

Remember while you are in meetings you aren't able to do anything else productive and you still get paid

If your entire week is full of meeings you essentially do nothing of value for a living

Is it like a stand-up with your team or just you? If the former then that's normal. If its just you then that's weird. At least you have meetings with your manager. Mine just cancels all our weekly meetings and has nothing to offer me when we do have meetings. It may sound nice but not when your goal is to advance in the company and the person to help you achieve that is utterly checked out.

Forgot to mention we had a "daily standup" meeting everyday in the morning too where we had to go through an online "konbon" board dev ops bullshit thing. Was so stupid. By far the most the dumbest place I worked. Was a fortune 100

Um, if you're working from home - meeting or not you're doing whatever the fuck you want

Same goes in office buildings as well, most people work for 1-2 hrs and the other 6 hours fiddling their thumbs or eating

sounds like my current job :( does that company begin with an S?

>biden
trump 2020 ?

Not everyone works for the government like you do. Allthough I do agree a lot of big companies are like that too. It's called prices law. 50% of the productivity of the company is equal to the square root of the employees. In other wards in a company of 10,000 employees 100 do 50% of the work.

Not him but how new to the job world are you? They're fucking all the same for the most part.

>work at Ford e-commerce department
>have to sit through 1 hour long call with Pajeet IT department every day

Fucking kill me.

Nope started with a C and was a bank

Even worse we were micro managed on slack. Constantly getting messages from our manager or other employees and other departments

I don't work for the government dipshit, I own my own business

Not true at all. I'm a consultant now for firm and I have one team meeting a week, and only meetings with clients to start a project and a meeting to give the results. No micro management and I'm 500% more productive.

>get easy 30 minutes every day
sounds pretty good

If you own a business and your employees work 1-2 hours a day then your a bad business owner.

>Remember while you are in meetings you aren't able to do anything else productive and you still get paid
You mean just like the rest of the day when I browse Zig Forums from the comfort of my couch?

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It means I'm in the military, jackpot.

Yeah it's fucking pointless. It would literally be faster for me to just send an email to everyone important in the morning with my piece, but my predecessor worked really hard to get included on these meetings and really hyped up our "contribution", so now I can't just bail on them without making myself look bad.

had to have morning meetings at a place i used to work and like all 20 ppl had to stand in a circle and state what we were doing that day, and then usually my manager would chew someone out for something theyre doing being past a deadline or something while we all stood there watching...

based which branch gamer

>Weekly team meeting
>Turn on Twitch and pretend on camera to listen carefully to manager’s bullshit
You will never make me work you fucking boomer scum

>buzz meetings
Nigger do you work in a bee hive? Those are called stand up meetings.

this should not have made me chuckle as hard as I did

Do you mean Kanban, e.g. Agile Central?

Navy. I could have gone AF but got impatient during the recruitment process which was a huge mistake. It hasn't really been as bad as it could have been for me but I'm fucking done after this tour, I don't even want the pension at this point. Fuck the DOD. I'm loading up on crypto to go NEET once I get out and maybe start my own business.

call him a nigger over slack

stand ups, thats nothing for Tomo hodlers

It's my own business, I freelance