WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM PLAYER

>WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TEAM PLAYER

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>$50k office job
>You must be motivated to work hard, and come in on weekends when asked

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Jobs are just a means to your goal of becoming your own boss.

>bubbly personality is a must
>self starter quick learner
>good with custoomers
yep OP need not apply

>we're looking for people who literally can't function or complete tasks on their own
Why is it always like this?

>we want someone to hang out with in the office after our daily 37 min of actual work is completed

>Diverse work enviroment
>making customers happy everyday

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Winklevoss twin need not apply

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for humans. for NPCs, wage life is high school 2.0

No need to be a teamplayer, just be financially independent.
Just go ballsdeep Curio and never work a day in your life again

Curio (CUR) will be the first crypto project to make staking/passive income possible with real-world assets as collateral (Ferrari, Real-estate etc).
They are building something similar like MakerDAO, and their own CapitalDEX based on a uniswap fork, as a regulated security-token DEX.

It will be the ultimate form of DeFi

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Sounds like a brothel.

They don't want intelligent people because the intelligent ones who aren't already running their own businesses are lazy

It's like the military except slightly less gay and more shekels.

Look at their stupid long faces. I could kill them both with a single punch.

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>It is important that we practice communication

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literally had a talk like this when I started

it's hilarious when they read some LARP books about leading and shit then trying to practice it on me fuck of nigger

I actually read all the good leadership books and the biggest factor in good leadership is intelligence. If you're stupid, you simply can't do it.

Idk, it might improve it but imo you gotta be natural for it or otherwise

>we're looking for someone who can roll up their sleeves and wear many hats

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>We are a work FAMILY. Not just a company.

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>if you have problem with someone come to me, everything can be resolved

>must have a master's degree and 4 years of experience in the field

Nah there's no such thing as a natural. You can learn it at a very early age, but nobody is a natural born leader. I sure as fuck wasn't, but I learned quick because I read a lot of books, analyzed the leaders around me, and I'm intelligent. Within a couple months I was outperforming people with decades of experience and formal education.

Work for Disney. Must be able to do the work of six normal people to keep job

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>are you taco-tastic?

>ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR

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Uh oh someone's got a case of the Mondays

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>entry level software dev role
>have to have 5+ years experience with a tech stak that's barely even a year old

>another day in paradise!

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>Entry level position
>MUST have 30 years relevant experience
>BACHELOR'S DEGREE REQUIRED
>starting pay is 13$/hr

why is this allowed

Be honest. Is this you?

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>Teamwork makes the dream work

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Sell me this pen, Zig Forums.

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Wrong. Just because you aren’t a natural leader doesn’t mean there aren’t people who are meant to do it. You’re coping buddy.
>t. born leader

>Must hate niggers.

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So they can outsource to some poo