Be worth billions

>be worth billions
>still can't afford a dentist
that's how early we are

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Where we're going, we won't need dentists.

he's waiting to be able to fix his teeth via smart contract

a diet consisting entirely of big mac's will fuck your teeth up quick, dentist or not.

each tooth is a node that reports the accurate placement via jaw api and automatically pays the dentist
also insured by a smart contract to stay in this position for at least 5 years
what a future

could be stress.

bottom row teeth, cup and handle forming, buy signal?

Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck about having unnaturally perfect teeth, ever thought of that?

Personal appearance is a mere distraction to a man with a goal.

that is fucking disgusting

dont be rude or he will dump on you

confirmed by those digits

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Meth fucks up your teeth

>billions

Go to bed Sergey

link $88 eoy

bullish for dentacoin

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what's sergeys favorite time of day? tooth hurty

Why go to the dentist when you can talk about oracles?

Cosmetic surgery is fake presentation of genes. People who get cosmetic surgery should only be allowed to breed with other uggos, so as not to soil the gene pool.

Oh my god vitalik is such a homo

I wish I was him, my life would be so much better. I'm just a simple nigger. I wish my life was a lot different.

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dentacoin will pass link again, mark my words.

>tooth hurty
WHEN TF DID WE GET ICE CREAM?

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Kek this fucking cracked me up

In all seriousness this is probably true. Sergey has streamlined his wardrobe to reduce decision fatigue and he clearly gave up sports and cooking healthy meals to make us rich from Chainlink, just look how bloated he’s gotten in just a few years. He doesn’t have time for anything except the oracle problem. He’s said a few times he literally works day and night. I bet he has basically no time off. Going to a dentist would be a waste of time for him.

Why do americlaps have this weird obsession with perfectly straight teeth?

He’s literally missing a tooth...

Hi hitler

He's even more my hero now

Those are still his baby teeth. That's just how russians are.

subhuman

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vitalik
>ugly af, genius, doesn't care
sergey
>identical flannel shirts, maybe even just one that he washes, fucked teeth, doesn't care

autism confirmed, bullish as shit
>Buy-up-to: $1k
>Stop Loss: None

Half of me thinks he's an autist with this and the trainer comment, half of me thinks it's intentional in order to avoid suspicion for selling millions of tokens.

Thomas told us on slack Sergey is always late for zoom meetings because he keeps wandering into black neighborhoods yelling "NIGGER" and picking up street fights "to get used to the pain", lately he's become obsessed with challenging vitalik to a cage fight, guy's an unstoppable bloodthirsty maniac, poor vitalik gonna get crushed like a bug...

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