Would you rather have 10,000 BTC or your foreskin?

Would you rather have 10,000 BTC or your foreskin?

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what kind of coomer would choose foreskin over 10,000 BTC? Hell, I’d get a reassignment surgery for 100BTC

what do you need foreskin for ?

I have two foreskins

10000 BTC, don't have foreskin anyway since I'm a girl

Why do burgers cut off the most sensitive part of their infant son's dick again?

The foreskin. What's the point of having all that BTC if I'll never enjoy the sex with all those hookers?

10,000 bitcorn will buy all the foreskin you can eat.

I don't think 100 btc is enough, but I'd cut my own dick off without anaesthesia for 1000 btc

would you take a shit for four pentadecazickyniggillion dollars?

I've made it this far without foreskin, so gib me dat moni b4 i repurt u

Strangely, I'd be compelled for the BTC.

kek beat me to it, although for me the price would be 1k btc and i refuse to have the tranny lifestyle. then again maybe you cant put a price on being able to jack off and it defeats 60% of the purpose of making it

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how do you do 'mlady on the internet

it'd be in vain, we all know that path ends with rope

wonderfully, thanks for asking

This jacob rs related girl really likes my forskin so i think ill keep it.

now send bobs and vageeni

Agreed you can always just shoot heroin if you miss orgasm that bad

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“Girl”

You will never be a fucking woman

please refer to

I even would accept .00001BTC over foreskin. Why all the fags here so obsessed about it? being cut is more healthy and aesthetic and I am quite glad about it.

lmao brutal. if you aren't planning on having kids i guess its not that bad of adeal

I already don’t have my foreskin, give me the 10k btc

>being cut is more healthy and aesthetic
its neither of those things though the foreskin protects your penis.
its also not more asthetic.

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. A man. Male. All your pores smell like a male, all of your gross ass hairs and sweaty armpit pores are MALE and look/feel/smell like it. No amount of perfume will fix that.

All of the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and laugh at how grotesque you are. Your parents, deep down, are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors, and strangers try not to make eye contact with what their genetics tell them is an abomination (you).

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected orifice that's filled with rotting flesh, dried cum, infection puss and old blood that you try to pass off as a sex organ.

You will never be happy. You force out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. That's thousands upon thousands of years of your ancestry calling out to you to change your ways, hoping you won't bring their legacy to a halt with your genetic dead-end of a philosophy you've been infected with.

t.

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tl;dr

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You will never be a woman.

to be honest, it would be rough, perhaps too much
I'd probably end up killing myself and giving the money to my family. 1000 btc is close to 19 million dollars

The BTC. What the fuck do I need foreskin for? Cut my dick off and give me the money.

Foreskin. Imagine being mutilated and never being able to experience the full pleasure of real sex

10000 btc of course I'd probably take my foreskin back for maybe 2 btc or less desu.

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because baby jesus will cry if you don't sell your child's soul to judaism

Foreskin I already got 10,000BTC.