How do I become chad

How do I become chad

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mew
nofap
jelq

play it cool, like BOND would

Bathmate

this. bond is the ultimate archetytpe for being alpha

start exercising

lmao kys

Lift and nofap

jelq and mew are for turbo autists on looksmax

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T. Virgins

JELQ oh no the dick stretcher strikes back

Be tall and good looking.

>mew
>nofap
>jelq
You fucking retard lmao

Only a lazy motherfucker would say this, most bodybuilders would be incels if they didnt lift

>have money
>have jaw
>always sport a boner, boner shame is the chad killer

>Bathmate
is it any good ? what's your stats ?

im 6ft, and it changes nothing, but i guess im ugly with a shit personality

What's bad about mewing and nofap

>mew
wtf is this ?

You're probably 5'11" unless you are over 6'2 you're just a manlet emperor

Mewing is a shitload of work with no benefit, nofap is actually the patricians choice

be born with a good face

Jawline and cheek bone cheat codes

fck I am only 6' 2'' and thats it , not ugly though

mewing is a meme, eat real food you need to chew like steak
and chew gum a lot

Get rich
Drop money in genetic engineering

Is this the thread where Jewish terrorists come to tell you about how nofap is bad for you and gives you cancer and makes you a schitzo nazi incel and you're a racist unless you jerk off to black trannies?

>I tried nofap and it made me unsuccessful because all I could think about was how much I want to have half black children with a Nigerian immigrant, but when I jerked off I had post nut clarity and could solve complex equations and got dates with Chinese girls!
>nofap is a meme bro people just tell you to do this because they want you to fail bro it's just a conspiracy theory bro go back to Zig Forums
>Take your meds, masturbating to pornography all the time is just a vice like any other, everyone has vices user, it's okay and it's normal, some people like to drink a beer, some people smoke cigarettes, some people masturbate to BBC porn 3 times a day, some people shoot heroin, all these things are totally normal and there's nothing wrong with them okay

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If anything nofap made me want to cum inside all women including brown ones more often.

Very based Jewish pornographers fear semen retention

Girls don't want james bond they want to blow the guy who gives them drugs or get creampied by the captain of the football team. If you aren't tall and attractive you better have status or resources to back it up.

Go back to wizardchan retard

Look outward, not inward. Lifting is only cool as a means to an end, not vanity. Dedicate yourself to something completely. This must be something useful to society. Do this for years. Once you develop expertise in this thing use it to teach and help others.
You will naturally become alpha this field, feel accomplished, and attract others. This alpha will carry over into all aspects of your life. You will realize it was never about money, but you will have money anyway. You will realize that attraction is mostly non physical and that while you might want to fuck Stacey you would never settle for her. Get out there and do something attractive.

I literally wrote exactly what you would say and then you said it anyway thinking it would be convincing

Jews are actual subhumans

To be honest I just misunderstood your post