ITT degerate things you have done to save money

>Sleep in a van at a holiday inn Express to take advantage of the free continental breakfast
>Cut off internet and download youtube videos/torrents/threads at walmart for later
>piss int the shower/dont flush to save water
>Starve

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Bought a dog to save money on hookers

What a sad life, all just to see slightly bigger number in bank account.

I've literally never had a struggle for money in my entire life.

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Neither have I. I'm just a junkie

Had to borrow money to make a reup after I moved and went broke being unemployed and having no local clientele. Life is much better now

Same. Thanks mom and dad.

I once asked for twenty dollars to fuck a tranny, then backed out when I was locked in their room.
I'm still in therapy

>piss int the shower/dont flush to save water
i would do that.
but my rental contract include UNLIMITED WATER, and i dont pay for any water.
so i am cool

Did you get your $20 back? You know it's a sin to waste money! KEKEKEKEKEK!

Stealing from Walmart should be 100% on everyone's list. Especially duplicate stuff.

I ain't no thief.

>not running your faucets 24/7 and hoarding water to sell
losing profits

mine includes unlimited AC

Mined Safex.

These are all good.

I'm going to start living out my vehicle to retire early. Wagies will laugh but so will I.

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I isolated myself from my parents so they won't ask me for money. My net worth has increased by over $300k this year.

I stole my neighbors internet for over a year. Saved like 700 bucks.

I tickled a pickle for a nickel

I wear a single pair of socks for weeks and never wash them

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Make a water generator like an old paddle mill to power your crypto mining rigs.

Kate Hashimoto is cute

>for a while had a routine of taking the little boxes of staples by the free-use computers at hotels
>have dedicated an entire drawer in my fridge to excess condiment packs from fast food restaurants
>a couple times a week I used to go to the supermarket and make a meal out of the various free sample stations
>occasionally, for free entertainment I go to the local ballfield to watch the school teams play even though I have no children. If there's a lot of people sometimes I can slip in and nab a free snack when they pass them out after the game
>sometimes at applebee's I complain that my steak is too rare/well done just because it's their policy to make another but let you keep the old steak too so I take it home in a to-go box

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turn off my car engine in drive thru's while waiting. Use overdraft to free up room on my creditcard in bulk so I don't get hit with 50 overdraft purchases and just get hit with 1.

I don't understand what you mean by 'use overdraft', please ELI5

Kek, I usually sit in the shower under water and meditate.
You know those vids with guys under water fall?
That!
Any link? Might be fun to do so.
So, free electricity?

i lived in my car may through September of this year doing nothing but vaping thc and eating canned food, will probably do it again this year because it was unironically comfy and i got the best sleep of my life and got to hike every day. the only issue was internet connection but it was good to be disconnected. by eoy 2021 ill hopefully have enough to just buy my own place instead of rent

Hey one question
How come people who are in these stock images never get in trouble?
Burning United States dollar (damaging money) is considered a felony

I don't believe in frugality, it's a myth that it ever helped anyone.

Why dont u buy one of those camper vans, literally 10x more comfy and only slightly pricier and u can resell once u have enough

Probably prop or fake money

I would think so.
But I swear there are some insta retards that do this with real cash
Can they get in trouble if someone report them?

would never steal from a small business, but pic related should be done by everyone atleast a few times

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user, internet is $25 a month

Not really, they could just say it was a fake dollar. Police couldn't do shit.

That's a myth. It's a felony to destroy money with the goal of manipulating its value (deflation of the currency).

Burning/melting a few bucks for the lulz is perfectly legal.

But isn’t owning, buying or producing counterfeit a felony too?

Well according to the law, burning for any reason is a felony
Doesn’t matter lolz or not

Unless you are a nigger, then of course e you are just an “innocent angel” to media, law and normies

My mother is a white catholic who makes 100k+ a year and she still does this from time to time.

Everyone does it, I think, either intentionally or unintentionally.