The jews fear the garloid breeder
The jews fear the garloid breeder
wats a garloid
Lurk more newfag
Think of a garloid as a living yield investment the abilities are unmatchable if watered properly
>he doesn't know about garloids
ngmi
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT'S A GARLOID
I MUST KNOW TELL ME FAGGOT
Garloids are the nu shrimp farm.
this meme is fucking stupid, just like all these retarded new Zig Forums memes
fuck you
I bet you dont even own a fingerbox.
>meme
I had to get rid of my garloid. Too much work
How does 6 million garloids sound to you, user?
go back to your fingerbox, grandpa. garloids are the future.
I've been here 15 years and don't know what a garloid is. Tell me bro
Tranny
It's a fucking lopped off dick bro.
It's a cut phimosis, that's what the jews use it for
You squish and mash them to make skub
I only feed mine water
Just google garloid. NGMI if have to be spoon fed garloid info.
Garloids are Basically lymphoids that are extracted from The body and somehow kept alive by feeding it (mostly sugar and water I believe) Quite disgusting to be honest. Started in china as a way to keep organs from ”donors” alive. I dont really see how they are profitable outside these china labs.
Are you ok?
Bro dont tell them the real answer. There goes the garloid market
>he is not drinking garloid milk
Whats The point of revealing this secret?user is Not a organ harvester attching stolen chink liver to a garloid.
1. The garloid needs to be at a sufficient Size before attaching The organ to it
2. The garloid and The organ must be extracted from The same host or it gets rejected.
3. The garloid must be feed sugar water daily to be kept alive.
4. It cannot clean itself...
Now tell me Why would anyone ever decide to grow this thing for fun?
They fear more than that!
Nice harvest user, i only got 2 dozen this year byt its my first year farming
How do i start growing one? Do I need any special equipment?
You need a hydrolic garloid incubator for starters.
You will also need liquid sneed to reduce the effects of garloid crystal dick rot that may happen if there is too much contamination.
If u have like 10k to drop lol its not needed as long as u have enough donor material who cares if 60% die off the first feedibg
All I know is that it is easier to grow a garloid if The lymph is extracted from a pre-diabetic person since The garloid can keep sustaining on sugar. Never seen it work on someone doing LCHF/Keto diet since The garloid is going to Fucking die as soon as its exposed to oxygen. The carbs makes it keep a little bit of water and salt content I believe. The worse part of Growing a garloid is The fact that a human body derivative without a functioning liver and skin cannot detoxify and clean itself, meaning it gets Fucking Putrid after very Short time. One interesting aspect of growing one is seeing The occasional teeth growing because a garloid is at its core cancerous. I have heard stories of it growing eyes and even a vagina however it s Nothing i can verify.
Im off to The gym boys, i will answer any question when Im back
Definitely recommend, it increases garloid yield by a margin of %20 on average, it's worth it because it adds up over time.
I think something is wrong with my garloid. Never should have fed it so much zinc.