> well look who came out of his cave
> How's our little trader doing?
> I didn't tell you guys? Rob just showed me his profits last week he's very talented
> he told me the gold cattle run had started and this was just the beginning, he'd soon be a millionaire
> I'm so proud of him, show grandma your portfolio
well look who came out of his cave
Ian Moore
Jose Long
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Jace Bailey
please stop
Gabriel Green
>hey there trooper heard you quit work to day trade, haha good luck kiddo
Chase Stewart
based
Xavier Sanchez
> come on Robby, show me your portfolio, I'm so happy you're finally turning your life around and found something that gives you a little joy (and that you're good at finally)
Adam Garcia
Well, its down now but it'll go up even more sooner or later. Now is a good time to buy more, this is how it works.
Can Ashley and Brianna come over for dinner?
Robert Harris
>oh, I see someone learned to wear his big boy pants. I'm so happy for you, son, I finally have nothing left to teach you any more.
Levi Walker
NOOOOOOOOOO
Adrian Wright
You see, son. It's good what you do. What you do is good. It's that brother of yours that has me worried.
Noah Rivera
>Ah I see... But how much did you lose user? 50$? 200$?
Jose Ross
I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that we're broke. The good news is that a man named "CZ" has agreed to a deferment of my margin settlement in exchange for a white virgin and a couple of fresh livers.
Mason Lee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I GOT FUCKING LIQUIDATED AND LOST IT ALL
Cameron Brooks
>implying this happened this year because of corona
Evan Sanchez
>the only one at the table without a girlfriend/fiancee/wife
>every year for the last 15 years
>they still keep asking
I want to die.
Alexander Wilson
How? Everything just mooned
Kayden Howard
Jace Rodriguez
You gay user?
Xavier Cruz
based and mdepilled
Blake Thomas
No, just Incel
Jace Hall
>Tfw you "accidentally" show granny your dick pics
Justin Brooks
Gavin Rivera
Who are you quoting my dear family?
Lucas Taylor
20K but it's only going up from here
Chase Brown
>losses are only going up
based bobo
Josiah Sullivan
Even worse...
Samuel Rogers
> oh, so you lost money? You did not lose the $500 I gave you last week right, do you know how much real work I had to put in to actually earn that
Christopher Green
>handle of the fork is resting on the food
Brayden Russell
>I'm great thanks for asking. Dad, I managed to get you a 16% return on the money you asked me to invest by buying the dip and holding
Jayden Torres
While you're having take out food alone tonight after having a fap and staring at charts, try not to think about the fact that everyone else in the world is celebrating thanksgiving with their families, getting text messages in the morning that say "happy thanksgiving" from people you care about, FaceTiming with a few of them, kicking around leaves with your qt gf, meeting your families new friends and SOs, having secret teenage sex with gfs and/or qt cousins in the guest room while the parents cook dinner, playing with cute puppers, exchanging stories at dinner, eating delicious food that you only get once a year, watching classic holiday movie/tv show specials, eating some homemade apple pie dessert, sneaking off to a 24 hour pharmacy to buy plan B because you had sex, having sex after dinner, that nostalgic drive to and from the families' house at dusk while whiffing up the crisp cold autumn air, and then having sex. If you've read this far you're gmi. Stay blessed frens
Christian Ortiz
Why are you like this?