My parents are kicking me out

lol they sound based as fuck. Get the fuck out there and make them proud. You realize our ancestors had to contend with megafauna apex predator and spend every waking moment trying to scramble together enough nutrition for the day and lived to like 22? Get a fucking grip and do something with yourself

this.
OP kill your parents and hide their bodys. You keep the house

It's fucking bullshit. I was saving up and now all my finances are gonna be fucked up cause i have to pay some kike landlord now

why would anyone wanna live with a stranger and have to pay money on top of that. In the old days, the kids would never be forced out because there wasn't the kike meme of muh indepedence and you were supposed to take care of your parents. nowadays the kikes want you in the wageslave system at your earliest and so you shove your parents in a group home.

The world doesn't owe you shit, you fucking moron. In the old days, people also lived to 28-30 on average and thought the flu was demons in their skull. Is post-industrialized culture ideal? No, but it is what it is. Get the fuck out there and do something or forever be a loser who blames your shortcomings and failures on the rare deepwater jew.

>OH SHIT I HAVE TO SUPPORT MYSELF?!!?

Your parents aren't responsible for your finances. If they did their job right, you should be properly equipped to make your own fortune, or try. Quit blaming people around you (especially your parents who clothed, fed, and sheltered you for probably close to 30 years) and take some responsibility for yourself. Fuck. Goddamn lazy ass fucking kids, Jesus

Bro get being a fucking sobbing bitch and act: threaten to kill yourself because you can’t make it out there on your own. Beg them for another year. Or threaten to start doing gay bbc porn

Fuck you boomer bitch! Parents should be helping you achieve financial freedom than making it harder just to teach some faggity boomer lesson about muh hard work. If my parents didn't force me out for another 5 years, I could save up enough money for my own place instead of struggling to make ends meet living with some fucking nigger off craiglist. you're stupid as fuck.

>yourself
Quit*

They obviously didn't do their job since he still lives with them and he has no skill set you stupid fuck

they also probably lived with all of their relatives in one cave and stank of shit

lol boomer. I'm 27. I moved out of my parent's home when I was 19. I own 50 acres of land, 2 houses, and a couple paid off vehicles. Have a nice fat crypto portfolio, as well as conventional stock holdings. I work for myself, because I learned a couple skills, and have the freedom to go wherever and do whatever I please.

But yeah, keep wagecucking at Ruby Tuesday's, living at your parents', and trying to day-trade crypto to make it. Fucking losers, I swear

>I own 50 acres of land, 2 houses, and a couple paid off vehicles
What kind of fucking retard finances more than 1 vehicle at 27. I doubt anyone that dumb has all those things at that age.

If you really can't afford to buy a place then just rent the cheapest shithole bedroom you can until you've saved enough for a deposit. Don't you have a girlfriend you can stay with or a friend that will let you stay on his couch for a while?

I didn't finance them, I paid for them with cash. I only buy used vehicles from individuals, and fix them up myself because I have the internet and I'm not a brainlet. Project moar, loser.

Then why would you say you had "paid off" vehicles, that means you paid them off through financing. Nobody says they paid off their car when they buy it with cash dumbfuck. 2 houses my ass, more like crack houses in Detroit.

>50 acres of land, 2 houses
I can tell from the tone of this post that this land same houses are in some flyover state and worth less than a studio apartment in a major city. Not saying there's anything wrong with that, but it does detract from the brag somewhat.

Whatever makes you feel better, you literal basement dweller. I use the qualifier "paid off", knowing some loser like yourself will jump at the chance to say "YOU DONT OWN THEM YET, YOU'RE LARPING"

My life is great, and if I had sat around mooching off my parents till I was 30 and still had no skills or equity I'd probably just neck myself.

Anyways, good luck. You could always sell your ass on craigslist or be homeless.

kek at this whiny zoomer
>you need to buckle down and pull yourself up by your bootstraps

well, did you save money?

In Illinois. Sure, it's the midwest, but not quite a flyover state. I own a house in bfe southern, beautiful, forested IL and a duplex condo in Chicago. I lived in half of the duplex while I paid it off, for years.

>waaaah my mommy and daddy don't want me
I wouldn't want a fucking loser NEET either. Kill yourself if you can't survive on your own.

fucking boomers... GO BACK TO FACEBOOK

For real... if you are incapable of feeding yourself, can't even figure out how to put a roof over your own head... just die. That's not boomer shit, it's reality you fucking LOSER

no zoom zoom
ask your manager if you can have your McJob back

You fell for the kike programming. Poor soul.

Cope

holy shit this absolute spergout, I believed you before but definitely not now

user your a fucking lozer, a shame to your fucking family. No one want's a whiny lozer as a son. Your dad is right that he kicked you out and now your here, whining like a little faggot on an anonymous flat beat forum.

>NONONONONONONONONONONO STOP REMINDING ME THAT I'M AN INCOMPETENT LOSER WHO WILL NEVER HAVE THE LIFE I DREAM ABOUT BECAUSE I'M TOO TIMID AND LAZY TO EVER TAKE THE STEPS NECESSARY TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROT IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM AS AN ADULT MAN WHILE MY PARENTS PRETEND I DON'T EXIST
Don't worry, your 100 LINK will make you rich soon and then your real life can begin.

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Lmao rural land is where everyone will be living soon get with the times, no one will want to live in the cities anymore when all jobs can be done remotely

lol cope harder. Are you approaching 30 with no equity and still living with your parents?

This. It's not too late to try and do something with your life, user. It's not your parents fault for not wanting to support you until you're 45

cry more, i paid 65k+ in rent by the time i was 24

that's not very based of them

You've been living expense free for 30 years and you can't even afford your own place yet? What the fuck have you been doing this entire time?

That's not true. Soi boys and women will still want to live in the "hustle and bustle of the big city". You misunderstood me anyway, I'm also a ruralfag. My point was more on the difficulty of accomplishment.