WAGIE RAGIE CLEAN UP ON AISLE 7
>be me today
>UK supermarket buying energy drink and shopping
>no wallet with proof of age, self service machine needs confirmation of age for high caffeine drink
>new law on sale of high caffeine drinks, did not exist when i was in school
>i am 24, wagie rejects sale despite having full beard of stubble under mask
>left all shopping for wagie to clean and put away and left instead to go to different shop
>wagie thought i was sub 16, not even mad
kek, either some bizarre fantasy of yours or just real rage. Totally get have been there myself arrested for ripping scratch tickets off the wall in a 7/11 after smashing a rack of wine to the ground
same here...got denied buying a red bull from co-op at the big age of 23 despite them seeing me drive into the tiny car park kek
I fuckn hate wagies who try and take the moral high ground.
Bitch dont tell me what to do! smash...Now pick it up!
lol
oi you got a loicense for that caffine?
lol
Wagie abuse thread?
>Be 13 year old shit
>Learn masturbation
>Parents go to work during summer break, beat off all day, coom several times
>Meet friends at pizza restaurant for dinner.
>Chug two liter of M.Dew
> NeedToPiss.exe
>Go into bathroom stall and unleash two liters of warm neon green piss
>Dick out of whack from hours of abuse
>Aim for the bowl but piss goes literally everywhere else, covers the seat, floor and toilet paper
>Leave the mess and sit down with friends to enjoy pizza
>Boss tells his highschool aged Stacey wage slave to check the bathroom
>She storms out twenty minutes later scream about piss all over every surface
>Keep eating pizza with friend
>My face when we were the only people eating in the restaurant, and she knew it was me
haha same thing happened to me
>be me
>shop at local Walmart
>crowd of undesirables near entrance
>notice guard's name as I pass
>locate pa system
>scream I'm (((guard))) "I hate niggers"
>undesirables instantly become agitated
>guard tries to calm the situation by explaining he was standing here the whole time
>doesn't even finish before being ko'd
>chuckle to myself as I leave
Your larping, but unironically back in 2016 when they first introduced this "law" for, it applied to coca-cola. It basically meant you had to be 16 to buy soda, ti was to stop kids in school buying energy drinks then going hyper in class. I was asked for ID and didn't' have any by the wagie. I was 19 at the time and he said he couldn't' sell me it and I had to have a diet one instead.
I sorta laughed at the wagie, and he laughed too but said he had no choice and those were the rules at the moment. He apologised, wasn't his fault but still lol.
Unironically, it appeared others had shared this fate as they had at least 5 coca-cola bottles in the box they put the left over goods from self service in.
Very strange, it was gone next week. No doubt somebody kicked off or the store lost shit ton of sales. Really fucking retarded, really strange.