Does anybody have any business ideas that I can start with ~$50k and a cell phone

Does anybody have any business ideas that I can start with ~$50k and a cell phone

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i can't think of any.

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T-shirts business.

Cut firewood

You could make prank phone calls...

Not sure what to with 50k though. Maybe spend it on coke and hookers?

Goes for 5 septims on some places I hear.

Save 45k and start a business with 5k.


Buy a tormek t8 sharpener with all available jigs and an additional higher gritn waterstone.


Go to your local poor person shop like a thrift store and buy knives, and old carpentry tools.
Spend a 40 hours a week for the next month perfecting how to sharpen all knives and tools
Hire a copywriter for cheap cuz bat flu for marketing and advertising
Land clients. Make another 50k. Train others to do job.


Now you have 95k and a business. Take 10k and start new business

50k is enough to start vending machine or jewelry business, both can profit

I don't get it. clients for what, what are you marketing, you're just a guy who sharpens knives

Oh boy biz


Its sharpening yes. Sharpening specialized tools is profitable, and if want to do easy knives then you secure a route or contract with a few restaurants would be a goal

do restaurants even have knifes anymore? Pretty sure they just move food from packets into warmer

I wish I had all that blow

make a stablecoin

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I know I have read less intelligent sentences but right now it’s hard to remember one this bad.

Maybe if you live in Idaho

>jewelry business
how

>thinks all restaurants are Applebee’s
>thinks high-spec tool sharpening is only good for kitchen knives

Take that $50k and hire a tard wrangler to keep you from swallowing your shirt buttons for a year, then blow your brains out my dude

i just wanna rollie rollie rollie with a dab of cocaine

Yes, but are you actually willing to put in the effort

How much is a brick of white going for these days?

>rent ads in niggerville
>”yo homies, user’s Ice Shop is where all the real niggas get they chain did!”
>charge drug dealers $10 to make a Spongebob meme out of diamonds and gold
>double points for making fake shit and blowing town as soon as nigs find out you can test for real gems and precious metals

>$10

Hoo ma gawd

Meant $10k whoops doodles

Lead gen
Freight brokerage
Logistics company LBO

Holy fuck My sides

Kek link the bust

jeez m8 may aswell burn that cash you got because a sub 80iq and running a business dont pair

50-100k CAD

those are shitty i know one guy and nobody else type prices though. I'm sure if you are plugged in they get better

nigs have gem testers
the real money is selling them fake gem testers

kek this guy is acting like sharpening knives is something you can learn at trade schools. not the case.

This please