Making money while living in a shithole

So, I live in a third world jungle shithole and am stuck on a deadend job that does not pay me enough to survive withoun't the financial support of my parents, I need to find an alternative source of income or I will be facing some really grim times in the future...

My country is shit, the economy is shittier and the town I live at is even worse, so making a physical business or store would be a terrible idea! In such a scenario I see little choice but to turn to other means of income like an online business, investments and other such things that might provide me with the income I need to survive! The problem is that I have no idea on how to do any of that, and am likely to fail if I don't get some pointers.

Could anyone help me? Is investing in the stock market or buying shares a bad idea for me? How much money would I need to invest to obtain a moderate income?

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cam on chaturbate/OF
get a partner as well, couple porn makes 10 times more

buy bitcoin when it hits 12k and wait. it'll be worth 25 times more within 18 months.

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popa da bunda

>cam on chaturbate/OF
>get a partner as well, couple porn makes 10 times more
Im interested, give me the details, what are the best plataforms to use? how do I get paid? Should I try and focus on a niche porn to increase profits? What kind of equipment will I need to invest in? My girlfriend is a huge masochistic slut so she is totally down for it too!

How do I do it? How much do I need to invest in it to see a decent return? Is it possible to profit with low income investments? Can't really spend a lot of money on it, so I am not sure it would be viable unless I have another source of income first!

Indeed, can you imagine living in a place in which you can't look outside the window or go outside withoun't seeing that scene?

>popa da bunda
"polpa", but you got it close enough.

1. that girl will be bad for you long term
2. if you have money and you don't put it in btc before it skyrockets you will regret it forever. put at least 10k in.

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Vibrant app (mobile)
Abra app (mobile)

Stellar is bring relief to your macaco currencies as they just launched the digital ARS and BRL, in turn you need to provide relief to your people.
Also buy XLM/XRP/BTC

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and by 10k, I'm talking brl. when it goes up you'll have 250k.

Start HRT and shove things up your bunda, fucboi.

Buy pnk

If you don't have capital, investing isn't really going to generate enough income for you to live off of, so the better bet would be to develop a skill that can make you money.

I work in a boomer filed so you can't really do it from anywhere, but learning to code or some other IT related filed would probably be best since you could do it while living with your parents.

Here is some random user's advice regarding learning coding and getting a job:

>I used teamtreehouse.com to start with zero knowledge. You have to pay $25 / mo, but it's set up in a way that makes starting from scratch super easy.

>I did all the Java and Python courses on there and built the course projects. I used the Django knowledge to make a couple sites, and random little Python tools and that was it. I'd say the best thing to learn for quickest entry is a JavaScript framework, either React or Angular (they have react on treehouse) and a backend framework like Django, NodeJS, or Spring Boot, which are on treehouse as well.

>Once you have the basics you can cancel your subscription and just try your best to build stuff. Use stackoverflow or YouTube videos to help if needed, but you just have to grind through the learning process

>My girlfriend is a huge masochistic slut so she is totally down for it too!
Retarded uncivilized animals, get your life together, it's the reason you are in this situation in the first place.
Pray to this man every night for giving you monkeys a shot at life.

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make a schedule, stream every other day on chaturbate, you streams have to be fairly long, 2-3 hours so you can get as many simps to see your stream as possible
niche porn makes niche money, don't do it, most normies just want you normal sex
upload OF vids once every week
running your stream at 720 is a must, most people don't click on lowres vids, so invest in rendering pc if your current shitbox can't handle it
you'll need a webcam that can do both vertical and album shots, half the people watching you will be smartphone users so vertical is probs even more important
Be social while doing it, simps love a sense of belonging and will shed money at you if you give them a spec of attention
Use bots on chaturbate
Idk if partnership sites are good but it won't hurt to try them out
milk those insecure motherfuckers, good luck and godspeed, user

Buy LINK

If you have a gf sell pics of her feet. Latinas unironically have the hottest feet

It's up to your preference, but I buy my coins on Novadax. Not much liquidity, but it get's the job done, specially if you only have lunch money like you. Binance now takes reais, but fuck chink scams. I have some PRQ on Coinmetro also, but to do that I had to buy some BTC, transfer it to Coinmetro and use it to buy the PRQ. Any amount you invest is better than nothing, so invest as much as you can in this bullrun. Don't spend your money on useless shit, train a skill like said, and remember to not have week hands. Enjoy your puta while i lasts.

>that girl will be bad for you long term
How so?
>if you have money and you don't put it in btc before it skyrockets you will regret it forever. put at least 10k in.
If I had 10k in dollars to invest, I would not be in such a terrible financial position as to consider porn.

>Stellar is bring relief to your macaco currencies as they just launched the digital ARS and BRL, in turn you need to provide relief to your people.
>Also buy XLM/XRP/BTC
I have no idea what you just said, but I am very interested, could you give me a quick rundown of how any of this works?

Oh, that is much better, I don't have that much but I can probrably scramble 5k at least, please tell me how I buy btc and what is my deadline before it skyrockets!

>Start HRT
What is that?

>shove things up your bunda, fucboi.
Rude.

>Buy pnk
What is pnk?

>I work in a boomer filed so you can't really do it from anywhere, but learning to code or some other IT related filed would probably be best since you could do it while living with your parents.
I don't plan on quitting my day job, I get shit pay but I spend most of the day sitting on my ass using free internet on my phone or notebook, so I could do both at the same time, thus getting more money. But I really have no idea how to code or where to start learning, does not sound like something I am capable of.

>teamtreehouse.com
Will give it a try I guess, but i doubt i could make it.

>it's the reason you are in this situation in the first place.
No, being born in a third world jungle shithole is the reason why my life went to shit the moment I was born. But do give me a quick rundown on who that guy is and how do I profit using whatever he did.

>running your stream at 720 is a must
Is 720 enough or should I get a 1080 high resolution one?

Can My gf do it solo while im at work as well to maximize profits?

stupid footfag, kms yourself.

720 is enough, because it gets you "hd" tag, if you plan on doing it for a long time investing into 1080 is a good idea, just putting some money back into it is a good idea in general, like promoting your stream with ads, buying toys, getting a better vid quality, putting money into your body to look hotter.
>Can My gf do it solo while im at work as well to maximize profits?
sure, why not

You might have unironically given me the way out of my financial crisis! Thank you a lot user!

Any more pearls of wisdom you would be willing to share?

Holy fucking newfag. is a shill. Don't listen to shills. Do your own research and invest smartly. There's sometimes a "newfag general" in the catalog, read those. If you really go the porn route, avoid solos. They are boring as fuck. Besides chaturbate/OF, you could also try your hand at Premium Pornhub videos. If your girlfriend is really a masochist, try doing both vanilla and nasty hardcore stuff, to appeal to the biggest crowd.

>If you have a gf sell pics of her feet. Latinas unironically have the hottest feet
How much would you be willing to pay for a pack of 10 pics?

sell on ecommerce platforms (mercadolivre)

if you want to learn to code use codeacademy, paying for something that is free is just dumb
if you're going to set up OF account you'll need to fill it with some free shit, couple of pics, maybe a softcore free vid, people won't just give you money looking at empty account

honestly shilling your stream and looking presentable is the hardest part of the job, fucking is the easy part

i live in a shithole country and by coding I make 40$ an hour WFH, 95% of what I make goes to crypto.

nigga

>Do your own research and invest smartly.
That is what I was doing here, I guess.

>If you really go the porn route, avoid solos. They are boring as fuck. Besides chaturbate/OF, you could also try your hand at Premium Pornhub videos. If your girlfriend is really a masochist, try doing both vanilla and nasty hardcore stuff, to appeal to the biggest crowd.
I suppose I don't actually have a choice but to go through this route since I first need a better source of income in order to have the money needed to invest.

>sell on ecommerce platforms (mercadolivre)
The economy went to shit even harder with the pandemic than it did with the imnpeachment, so people of my country don't really have a lot of money to buy random shit online, I fear I will be stuck with random merchandise if I don't choose carefully what I would be selling.

>if you want to learn to code use codeacademy, paying for something that is free is just dumb
Sounds good, but I don't think im smart enough to learn to code in a decent enough way to get paid to do it.

>if you're going to set up OF account you'll need to fill it with some free shit, couple of pics, maybe a softcore free vid, people won't just give you money looking at empty account
Of course! I could easily upload some of the videos of our hardcore bdsm sessions, we have several ready on my phone even!

How much can I expect to make out of streaming porn anyway? Got any estimates?

>honestly shilling your stream and looking presentable is the hardest part of the job
Define "looking presentable"? Am I supposed to do more than just take care of basic hygiene and stuff?

I wish I was smart enough to code, I really do.

its not that hard, you already have one tick off, you know english. people assume people who code or are in IT are really smart, they are not, only those who are top dogs working for FAANG's are the smart ones.

>How much can I expect to make out of streaming porn anyway? Got any estimates?
>Am I supposed to do more than just take care of basic hygiene and stuff?
the hotter you two look the more money you will make simple as
you won't be making mad bux the first month but when you get enough followers you'll be way up on what average wagie gets in brazil
in fact i've seen people make $500 in less than 15 minutes, but those were 2 hotties who knew exactly what they were doing

Well, what language should I even try learning first? And how would I go about getting paid to code?

Guess investing in our looks and going to the gym can't hurt.