My sister and her boyfriend (a black man) are coming over for a meal and a lesson on trading crypto...

My sister and her boyfriend (a black man) are coming over for a meal and a lesson on trading crypto. I have not met him before. What meal should I prepare and what coin should I shill them? Thanks in advance.

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Shill them XRP

I think you're the one that shall be receiving a lesson, a lesson of DICK

>and a lesson on trading crypto

good god, why?

Make them pump xrp up to 90 cents again

Execute them both soon as they step through the door

oh god is it too late to cancel?

i shudder at the thought of taking responsibility for anyone else's crypto trades.

if you want to stand out and be popular amongst the crowd always talk about INJ.

INJ brings decentralisation to the forefront.

Shill them niggercoin obviously.

Fellas, I found a post about duckdao.io, the first crypto incubator. Does anyone take part in this platform?
Seems like their DDIM tokenomic shows great results

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>(a black man)

Das racis

Fried watermelon in a grape soda sauce and shill him the dollar and how to get a job to work for it...also decorate the place with lots of looped ropes they love that shit...perfect evening

fried chicken
tell them to 100x short chainlink

"Get" in...kek approves

fried chicken and watermelon
xrp, bch or bsv

if you want them to profit then btc, eth and link or monero

>My sister and her boyfriend (a black man) are coming over for a meal and a lesson on trading crypto.

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BREEV

You serve watermelon and fried chicken. And you shill him "go back to africa you dirty shit skin nigger" it's a new low cap defi token

You also show him this webm so he gets the fucking message

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did the same, but it was my brother and her chick.

made 400$ in from of them, they wanted to learn, but they normal/lazy cucks.

> that'll do pig.

Serve those subhumans a couple of bananas and shill them xrp or 0xbtc.

just go out user. why on earth would you promise to teach anyone how to trade crypto? they will just lose what little money they have then hold you responsible for their shit decision making

KFC, TRX

Depends on if you want to live or not.
Live = serve food that you would normally eat
Die = serve chicken and waffles along with grape soda and watermelon, topping it all off with cone-shaped napkins and a tiny BLM flag on the waffles
As for crypto, teach them about the historical trends of BTC and what to look for in trends as a whole rather than a specific coin.
If you normally eat chicken and waffles along with grape soda and watermelon, I'd advise cooking something else like fillet mignon, just something simple. You don't want your name tarnished by society, because they will ruin it if you're not careful.

tell them to buy PNK lmao

Lobster, xrp

A pair of bananas and coconuts

>What meal
Ricin
>coin
tron or xrp

but it's India, not Africa.

Have them go top 10 weighted by market cap.

Fried chicken with purple drank. Watermelon for dessert.
Shill them on XRP and TRX.

Cuck

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Just breev

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>gf asked if she could throw like £50 into my portfolio because she doesn’t have a clue about crypto
>try explain to her about market volatility, the cost of gas fees making her gains negligible, and the fact that id be shouldering all the risk for her with zero benefit to myself
>by the time I’ve finished she’s already gotten completely distracted by something else and didn’t pay attention to a single word I said
I love women, they’re cute and soft and smell good, but they’re also fucking retarded.

In what world are those two even remotely similar, XRP is king of centralisation and 0xBTC is king of decentralisation.

You want those people to be rich? shill them 0xBTC, otherwise stay poor and buy XRP