Coinbase

Hello. I work at Coinbase. Anyone have any questions? :) Am feeling like sharing.

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suck my dick

how many haircombs does coinbase claim using their customer's money

Why are you such a cunt, and why is your CEO a cunt?

Also, how long is the waiting list for earn?

Thanks bro.

Hi coinfren.
why does it take coinbase support so long to respond to support tickets?
Also why is coinbase not supporting flare tokens for xrp holders?

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How can I increase my daily withdrawal limit? I've been requested 2 times and both times declined. Fuck with your strategy. When I am cashing out how is important I withdraw 50k or 200k faggots! I already KYCed and you have all the required info too. WTF else you are expecting from me to approve it, motherfuckers!

I never saw a single haircomb in the office.

I don't think I'm a cunt, I haven't really done anything cunty ever. I'm just a normal dude who likes programming and this is a chill, cushy job.

Brian is kinda a cunt I agree. He's pretty emotionally stunted. I think he's well intentioned but he's mega awkward and it's pretty yikes sometimes. He tries. I dunno. I haven't worked with him too closely but I've had lunch with him a few times. He's a weirdo.

Hmm let me see how I could find the earn waiting list. That's an interesting question.

You know, it's something I've wondered too, why support is so slow. I haven't really looked into that side of the org too much but it is something that is brought up all the time in company meetings and such. We try to be better with and there are metrics we target to improve. I think in a lot of ways we grew too fast; we're around 1,000 employees but our support staff is like 50. There's probably tons of tickets. And it's always explosive, too, like after an incident, so it's overwhelming. I think there's probably some poor management involved there, too, but I'm not sure.

I don't know much about flare tokens, but in general we don't support many customized things for different coins. I think the people working on the xrp chains probably want that, but they have different priorities, and it's hard to support that in our generalized platform right now. A lot of the focus in blockchain development has been on Rosetta.

The max withdrawal is $25,000 a day on Coinbase pro, there's no way to get above that. Are you there, or lower?

1.why are you wasting your time with this obvious larp, and 2.what do you think that says about the state of your pathetic and miserable life ?

Well it's not a larp, I actually work there. I'm not sure what a good way of proving that would be without giving away my identity, but I don't really care.

I'm bored, yes.

I am already 50k and seen many people with 200k-300k or even more. Technically, how is it possible to be 25k for all of the people. It doesn't make sense. Otherwise why do they accept increase limit option in Pro. Charlie Lee dumped his LTC in 2017 bull run, do you think he waited 3 months to withdraw his money every day 25k?

why are you so racist towards black employees? i will never use your service again because of this

evening luke

I'm not Luke but he's cool. Good guy. Good at WoW.

Eh, in all my time there, I haven't seen anything the slightest bit racist. It's been pretty good. The stuff a few months ago was misconstrued and Brian fucked up. It spiraled out of control, imo.

Thanks for answer fren... well hopefully coinbase can improve their support soon. I see coinbase as the "coca-cola" of cryptocurrency trading apps, very newbie friendly but sneaky conversion fees are a bit too high.

Two more questions if i may.?

How secure would you say coinbase is for your average holder?

What are the next upcoming coins releasing on coinbase?

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>nytimes.com/2020/11/27/technology/coinbase-cryptocurrency-black-employees.html
then explain this.
very disappointed honestly

Okay, fair points. I don't know how that works. It is probably determined on a case by case basic by support.

Why do people on here call it Jewbase/Kikebase? Is it owned by jews? I don.t really care either way, but it would be good to clear this up.

Of course I read that, it was all the talk of the company for the last few days. We have had internal and external investigations into those claims supposedly and it's all been debunked. So, who knows. I definitely haven't seen any behavior like that at all. It's been all above board. Though, we don't have as many black people as I think we should.

Because they're antisemites? None of the people I work with are Jewish. Brian is definitely not Jewish either.

how are you doing?
anything you would like to share that you think we would find interesting?

I've always wanted to work for coinbase. I'm in the fintech industry, but CB seems to be the most cutting edge while still staying within regulatory boundaries.

I don't think it's going away anytime soon and I see it becoming a pillar of the US financial system.

Do you recommend it? I am in the southern USA and I don't see much of a footprint of CB around here, which I think is a missed opportunity.

It says 50k € (= 60k $) on me lol.

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maybe you should fire your white staff to make room for more black people. diversity is our strength

How much you make a year?

OP is LARPing. I'm at $50k per day.

Hah, this is funny.

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Definitely the fees are very high. We consider ourselves the premium platform, so that's how we justify it.

Coinbase is extremely secure. Like fort knox, but more. Our security protocols are pretty wild, to protect against insider threats and otherwise. Coins on coinbase are incredibly guarded. The only risks for the average holder is getting their own account social engineered through sim swapping or otherwise. Protect against that and you're good.

I'm doing well. Hmm, something to share~ Coinbase employees get almost $200 worth of Coinbase trading fees reimbursed!

Then we'd lose 90% of the company !

Coinbase is a great place to work. Definitely apply!

More than >200k

I'm not LARPing. I don't work with limits, so I did not realize we set limits higher in certain cases. Now I know.

90%? sounds like a white supremacist company if you ask me

Did you guys change your iban in the last few month? The previous one doesn't work anymore

ahem.... dodging my question OP

What coins are releasing next on coinbase?

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why are you jews so jewish?

Why hasn't BSV been added for buys and sells?

Keep your eyes on Filecoin & Near

thanks

We'll probably get to it eventually. It takes a bit to add new coins, so we choose carefully.

Why does your platform freeze up when coins moon? Like with BCH was listed, and most recently XRP?

And are your employees still allowed to sell at the top when everyone else is locked out?

And are you hiring?

1) Technical issues. Various incidents. We try to scale and keep up with it but a lot of our systems are mid transition to newer things. We still have a lot of mongo db and such laying around. I know the incident from a few days ago was related to various critical-path postgres databases getting hit with issues like too many queries, needing a vacuum, adding an index fixed, and locking up like that. Our system is surprisingly complicated and interconnected. There are a lot of bottlenecks, and they are extremely hard to identify or see coming until the load actually comes in. We're trying to get to the point where we can handle it preemptively, with load testing, but there's a lot of work to do.

2) No. No one can sell when the system is down. We don't have some magical internal trading method.

3) Definitely. Hiring is going smoothly. Covid hasn't negatively impacted us.

OP is definitely not a cunt. Thanks for the reply.

If you find out about the waiting list, please let us know.