26 years old

>26 years old
>Made $21.3M off crypto
>Cant get an erection, no woman will look at me because I'm only 5'10, can only bench 240, and only pay $80 per haircut.

I feel like committing suicide, what do you think I should do?

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sorry about your luck bro. my fee is two (2) bitcoins

>5 years old
>$100 million net worth because trust fund
>can't have sex because you have to be 18 even though my dick is 8 inches long.
I feel like committing suicide, what do you think I should do?

>$21.3M off crypto
>no woman will look at me

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and this is only at the start of the next gbr
this place is going to get so fucked in about a year

this sounds like a LARP
how is it possible that you can't get an erection? Do you have vascular problem? Do you have morning wood? Gone to a urolist? Tried viagra?

This post contains 2 lines of truth and one line of lies.

Yep, gonna jump to my other board and never look back

Is the peepee thing hormonal or brain related?

ssris gave me orgasm problems but stayed hard.

>He can't see the wood for the trees

Prove you're worth (or made) $21.3M

Take zinc and vitamin D you troglodyte. Also eat healthy

>$80 per haircut
I don't care how rich you are, if you're not cutting your own hair for free you're ngmi. If you're so uncoordinated or palsied that you can't use clippers, then get a fucking flowbee.

broke 6'4 Chad with rock hard penis here, donate your crypto to me so that I may transcend

If this is legit OP invite everyone ITT to a discord server and we start the next billion dollar company. It would be like Zig Forumss ethnostate except it's a billion dollar corporation that strangles an entire market for the next 1000 years.

I've thought about that before. Let's say we put together $200M, what would you want to do?

I think you should give me the money before you do that.

Nigga you free

>I've thought about that before. Let's say we put together $200M, what would you want to do?

I'm an 18 year old studying for a degree in economics next year. Networking with someone like you, if you are what you say you are could be a great mutual relationship for both of us. Up for an email exchange? I recommend protonmail.

Just start lifting, it's probably low T. If that doesn't work you can just start taking cialis

once you buy INJ user, the girls will be flocking to you given that you'll be chad- worthy!

INJ is decentralising derivatives and is the first layer 2 solution with zero gas fees!

do you have foreskin

The only place you can actually spend crypto is on trannies and pizza so he basically is a total degenerate.

>26 millions years old
>Made $21.3M off climbers
>Cant get an erection, no woman will look at me because I'm only 8611m, can only bench 240, and im pakistani.

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What’s with all these demoralization threads?

most brute thing I have ever read. if you have 21.3M you should spend at least $1000 on your looks every month. and probably $2000 on high quality food. food quality determines long term sex appeal

lmfao big fucking 8611m kek

I’m in my 30s with weak erections from early stage heart failure it ain’t fun bros, starting on meds next week

you have all prerequirements to get everything you want dude and you have it a lot easier
just educate yourself about the stuff you want and you will get it
how did you even reach 21 mil with that attitude

What does one get done in order for the haircut to cost that much?? I feel like I'd just be going to some fancy barber just to get the same fucking cut.

Faggot