I want to get a prostitute with my crypto gains but I'm so shy and socially anxious that I can't do it. I don't know what I would say. I'm still a virgin at 23 btw.
Maybe I should go to another country and find a prostitute there so that I have an excuse that I don't speak her language and don't look like an autist? I could pretend that my english is bad too.
I want to get a prostitute with my crypto gains but I'm so shy and socially anxious that I can't do it...
Just do it hun
Lel go to a brothel in a country where it's legal and buy them a drink.
Find God before you dwell and sit next to Satan. Don't do it user find a Christian wife
Are you white? Go to colombia doesnt matter if toyre autist
God you fags make me feel so good about myself thanks
Just do it, just fuck and dont' talk. And use a fucking rubber.
What so you still need to give them some sort of pseudodate before you can fugg them? I want a strictly business relationship.
Hey fuck you too man
an unsaved pagan, heathen that does not love God or retains Him in his mind will never do what you suggested.
You’ve still got time son. Good prostitutes don’t care if you’re anxious or awkward because they’re there to provide a service. Don’t worry too much about these things. After you’ve had your fun get right with the Lord and he’ll lead you to a life that feels more gratifying than nutting in a trillion prostitutes all at once
Prostitutes tend to be very sweet about these kinds of things. They'll understand that you're an autist and they'll still be happy to fuck you for the cash.
same desu, but I've never really seriously considered going to see a prostitute, idk what the fuck would even be expected if I were to do so.
Like a drug that you will never get enough
I pray for OP
literally the easiest thing you dumbfuck.
go to privatedelights.ch, enter your city, pick one preferably not too cheap, get their number and text them using your number or a google voice number. Set up a time, arrive at their incall and do the deed. Plenty of other sites available to like tryst skip the games etc.
>What so you still need to give them some sort of pseudodate before you can fugg them? I want a strictly business relationship.
That's funny I never thought about it like that. All you're really doing is warming her up, you can rub her thighs or squeeze her ass while giving bare minimum answers to her questions. You're not really putting in any effort. In my experience it's better this way because she tends to give you more and do more for you when you establish some sort of rapport. To tell the truth I'd still get anxious if I had to call random escorts off of websites or whatever.
Don't do it, user. No healthy, well adjusted person sells their body. It would be taking advantage of a vulnerable person in one of the worst ways, and it won't make you amy happier. You've got more going for you then you know. You're very young at 23, and you've got crypto gains. Read how to win friends and influence people and get Zig Forums, you're gonna make it.
Don't worry too much about it. Most prostitutes are used to servicing socially awkward tards like you (it's a considerable part of their clientele after all). Just tell them it's your first time once you meet them and they'll handle the rest.
Just go rape someone. You don’t have to say anything.
Every time a man has sex with a woman, he is taking advantage of an inferior vulnerable person.
or you could just go on a dating app and find a girl just as shy as you and you could be shy autists together.
there are actually moderately attractive women who sit in their parents basements because they have the same crippling anxiety and shyness that you do, you just don't know about them because they are in the basement like you. that means you have to go where they are in order to find them; the internet.
dont mess around with prostitutes you doof
>they have the same crippling anxiety and shyness
bad advice. girls with anxiety issues are nothing but trouble. avoid like the plague.
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it depends. there are legitimately nice and good women who are just nervous about everything. those women are fine and would likely be very loyal to a man who can take care of them and bring some level of ease and security to their life.
just dont make the mistake of confusing bipolar disorder for anxiety. now that wont work.
the problem is it's hard to tell whether she's bipolar until you are knee deep in the relationship.
Go for it if you want. You may think it’s alright, you may hate yourself for it, but it’s better to find out as long as you’re not a retard who can’t think for yourself
Purity is not the high road for you. You will get fucked over by the world. Just accept you may do some things that you’ll probably have to seek forgiveness for later on, and then do it, and forget about the men who think they know what’s better for you. They may see the destination, but they cannot see the path. Make your own path
No it doesn't depend.
Anxious shy skittish girls are fucking crazy, 100%, no exceptions. They were my hobby for 10 years. I know. The fucks weren't worth it but I kept looking for the perfect innocent little virgin. All fucking crazy.
Any girl that hasn't been dicked multiple times by the age of
>I'm still a virgin at 23
it's over for you just do an Elliot Rodgers
Are you ugly? no shit u get bottom of the barrel if u look like shit yourself yeah?
>privatedelights.ch
i created an account and have commented "do not recommend, is actually a tranny" on several profiles so far
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as someone who knows, don't go down this route. better to be a virgin and try to meet someone genuinely than waste time and money on whores