I already own nothing and I'm not happy

I already own nothing and I'm not happy.
What's wrong?

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you are missing the corona vaccine

At that point i'd rather be homeless, at least you could find some privacy under some bridge

>Wow this is my pod? Thank you Professor Schwab.

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you now need to transition to a wo(man)

for traps

you need to eat healthy too

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Spoken like a retard. You would be constantly harassed by strangers and police. This seems comfy asf, like you have your bros to whom you can chat all day, cook together and other cool activities.

how can i be happy without sex?

This.

this image shows everything that is wrong with our system and society

This is real.

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Before all the onions memes I actually drank nothing but this for a month and it was the healthiest I ever felt.

>Before all the onions memes I actually drank nothing but this for a month and it was the healthiest I ever felt.

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Maybe suck each other off after cooking and chatting it up all day. Sounds cool!

what if i want to have, you know, sex?

That’s what his bros are for.

literallly hell

You can't achieve true happiness until you work fourteen hour days, seven days a week. You're a heckin cute and valid slave don't you know?

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slam
poetry

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>I stopped drinking something that made me feel healthy because memes told me it was bad

You know he wants to give everyone UBI which is the opposite of what you said right? At least try not to be retarded when you wanna fit in with the cool guys.

>other cool activities.
Jesus you sound like a total faggot. If you need social interactions to feel fulfilled you're a miserable NPC.

That your not happy. It does not matter what you own fren. But it is ok your intelligence is a curse and a gift.

this, once you get the infertility jab, your future happiness will become clear

It's not even close to being the opposite. What universe are you posting from? Is it the universe where you're a cool guy?

$1 eod is cancelled. I reckon $1 eow, $10 eoy.

i love how that one retard is living in a fucking bunkbed with 50 other people but has an overpriced macbook
time for a great reset but one that wipes out humanity for good

capsule hotels are great, they have those in japan easy to book cheap
perfect to stay for the night and then keep exploring i never did stay in one place i almost went through whole japan lmao
japan is based af

You need bugs in your life.

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Keep in mind this is LA or San Fran, so these guys have money, they're just absolute retards with it.

UBI will be the key to unlimited financial and political control over you. You will be afraid to speak negatively of the regime because they will starve you.

These people aren't FAANG software engineers. They are minimum wage workers or uberers.

Spoken like a faggot