I've had it. This place is full of the most degenerate, weak-handed pieces of shit I've ever seen. If the market doesn't go in their favor for just one fucking day they panic and lose all hope. Then another one of these fucks screams about something that by the grace of God had a green day and the rest FOMO in, latching to their new purchase with pride and telling everyone before it crashes the next fucking day only to repeat the process. Despite being conscious of this cycle of failures in their little insectoid minds, these subhumans only look into low quality, cheap pieces of absolute shit stocks and leveraged ETFs that swing 5% or more a day. They would rather fuel their pathetic, dopamine-addicted brains with massive losses they will never be able to recover than make any semblance of a good decision. Buy high and sell low. No strategy, no plan, just a four figure portfolio dedicated to speculative trash that they don't understand, can't understand, and don't want to understand. Worse than lemmings, irredeemable filth like this compensate for their complete ignorance by repeatedly affirming each other before the inevitable collapse. Anyone with a fucking brain who sees through the nonsense is attacked. After all, in the deranged conception of the market held by these 70-IQ shitheads, anyone without the latest pump and dump can't be making money; they're not able to make money without desperately gambling on the bottom of the barrel scams, so nobody else is either, right? Fuck you all. Never change, /smg/.
Bentley Brown
this board is the most tryhard newfag board on the whole site people who have been on Zig Forums for less than a year experiencing the giddy glee of samefagging a thread to bump limit for the first time or spamming a board to shit for the first time. you cn tell they've never done this stuff before because they're not bored of it yet
Matthew Lee
Found this place from /wsb/ lol
Nathaniel Murphy
I fucking love Utz chips and their pretzel, this shit is the bomb. Going to market buy 10000 shares at the open on monday. Fuck these things are delicious.
I donated 5$ to a gaming girl the first time in my life. when I made the donation I was so exited that I did a lot of typos and only said some weird shit about that she should buy chink tech stocks. I wanted her attention and ask for a date but she said that I am not allowed to spam eventho I have donated now and she gave me a yellow card. She formed a heart with her hands for me at least. I know her from my childhood and I am a beta orbiter now worst type simp. It was only 5$ but it feels like I have lost my balls
Jack Clark
yuge amount of 7dte call volume on SNAP yesterday. especially on the 51 strike (10% OTM). I got 49 calls. This going to pop next week or what. SNAP call holders chime in
Sebastian Sanders
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of coding and sata structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
Ryder Ross
or posting soijacks because it's the only meme they've ever seen
guys, this is way too much pasta for one day I'm fucking full
Isaiah Gray
Same :/
John Campbell
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How is your thoughts for best futures gains and bright needfuls from my new reddit buddys, how are your opinions?
Connor Perez
can someone with a dynamic IP spam their gore folder, thanks.
Nicholas Davis
Lol you fucking losers get triggered by people from /wsb/ and /stocks/ finding this place?
start buying GME every day until earnings, then if it dips on earnings buy even more
Luis Wilson
>Stonkstar
Go back.
Alexander Turner
I never thought I would agree with you.. or anime poop in clothes poster would also be good.. this is ridiculous
Benjamin Roberts
The word stonks is fucking cringe
Gavin Cooper
sorry sir, right now we're having 'post about being from r*ddit' and 'give lots of (You)s to people posting about being from reddit' hours, if you want to talk about stonks please return at a later date
Jeremiah Price
Sir buy LNGV and HCAC and SBE for best SPAC gains and needful safety for best new reddit folks
Elijah Ramirez
it wasn't nearly as worn out and was still widely used here when that image was saved, I'll rename it if it triggers you that badly
never thought I'd see the day I miss animescatposter
Dominic Jackson
IS THE NEXT WEEK BULLISH OR NOT
APPARENTLY THE VACCINE IS COMING VERY SOON, BUT PEOPLE ARE STILL WHINING ABOUT SECOND LOCKDOWNS AND UNEMPLOYMENT, AND MORTGAGE CRISIS, AND THE GREAT RESET
it's a clown market I wouldn't be surprised to see the market crash when everything goes back to normal
Austin Murphy
> >0% chance that happens, wall street is deeply invested in shit like alibaba and tencent and other chinese companies. the worst that'll happen is that more chinese companies with military ties will get cancelled, but bilibili doesn't fall in that category
I really hope people panic sell Chinese stocks to grab them on clearance
I want Bili, Alibaba, Nio, and meme semi conductors inc
Real Estate already dropped but not as low as when the pandemic began. I think it will be a steady climb up until february at this rate.
Jason Davis
Go long on space exploration. Soon enough we will have dozens of space exploration companies to invest in along with Martian mining contractors, land parcelling and construction all booming on Mars.
This place is ours now, thousands of my wsb brothers are now lurking and many more will join
Colton Brooks
I'm bearish for next week
Liam Baker
WHAT A COINCIDENCE I'M FROM REDDIT TOO LET'S TONGUE EACH OTHER'S ANUSES!
Andrew Baker
Are Xpeng, Nio and Li also affected in the upcoming decision of the white house?
Landon Foster
people who don't say nigger aren't going to make it
Levi Jenkins
MTNB
Robert Jackson
Won't happen. Pro China House voting on this, and Chinese retaliation would be huge: think (AAPL and TSLA).
Josiah Adams
>two Starhoppers flight proven >two Starship prototypes finished and ready to fly >first booster well underway Where do I apply to be Elon's cocksleeve
