He hasn't taken the burglarpill yet

>he hasn't taken the burglarpill yet
lmao stay poor

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Ok I’ll bite. Where to start with burglarizing?

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If you have no conscience, burglarize residences, as opposed to businesses. Target older people who live alone, they often have the most liquid cash on them compared to millennial cucks who only use credit cards. You can literally find all the info you need on the internet regarding who lives at a particular residence. Then just case the home. You don't even have to be in your car, just set up a camcorder with a long runtime. Buy a burner smartphone (only $40 or so) with a 1gb data plan or so and listen to your local police scanner while you're doing the burglary. You can hear if they dispatch police to your location. If you don't hear the dispatch, then you're free to search in the house as long as you please.

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>tfw you live in one of the most heavily armed states in the nation
I've been worried about taking a bullet since the lockdowns started

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One dude unleashed his dog on me. Luckily I got over the fence in time. I've never run harder in my entire life

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Please burglarize me, I'm bored

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post burglary gains

I have two aggressive guard dogs. In addition to that I sleep with a Baretta 92FS next to the bed. In my gun case I keep a loaded 300BLK AR pistol in the ready position (its on the way downstairs).

Try me.

Professional Burglar here.

Would be really easy, I‘d set up a camera watching your home, would follow your vehicle and learn your routines.
Then when you are not home I would scout the place with a drone for outside cameras, after that I would wait for the next window of opportunity.
If you have a dog I will kill it with rat poison and sausages, works every time.

Then I get in, lockpick your door which takes me on average under a minute, walk in and take all your shit.
Would steal your guns too just to throw them away.

Before I leave with your valuable shit I set a fire or turn on all the water and clog the pipes.
Never been caught and never will.

Thank you for telling us about the security in your place.
Would be a walk in the park to break in and steal from you.

Post proof or larp

i'm retired. made a clean $300k in about 9 months prior to covid and then made a killing investing it back in march at the bottom

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weak larp

If you think this its good for me and guys like me.

no proof without outing myself but there are definitely news articles online. one thing I can say is that you'd be surprised how many people leave a door or window unlocked. probably a good 80% from my experience

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>when you are not home
Kek

Cars too, its insane how many people dont lock their cars.
Thats how I started my burglar career, just nightwalking and trying random car doors.
Used to steal car radios, GPS devices, expensive sunglasses, laptops, money.

>he doesn't have ex-military guards on his premise
I thought everyone here was rich as well?

>Would steal your guns too just to throw them away.
Larper. Everything else was believable. A real thief would sell the guns and keep one for himself. For emergencies of course.

Based thief.

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At some point you have to leave your home.
Be it to visit your family, or vacation or going to your job.
But if you really are never leaving I would probably go for another place as basement dweller that never go anywhere dont really have anything worth to steal anyway.

They are too much problem, can be traced back in many ways and always mean trouble.
If you need a gun as a burglar you already failed.

based and niggerpilled

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>He goes out of his way to go out and physically steal rhings
>He doesn't just swindle money from a safe distance
NGMI

I hate every single one of you nigger tier thieves and i hope you get what you deserve.
Random question tho, do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing in someone's house?

>do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing in someone's house?
wat?

>do you thieves ever leave money instead of stealing
what did he mean by this

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i love this board. go on. tell us your stories

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one time when i was a kid our apartment got broken in but nothing was missing except my piggy bank had a bunch of scrunched up money (as if someone took a handful from their pocket and shoved it in).
And yes, we were ultra poorfags

>Never been caught and never will.
>never will
Assuming this isn't a larp, that right there is why you will get caught

I dont break into poorfag homes and I‘m not Santa.
When I go on a job I dont even have anything with me.
No money, no wallet, no keys.
Only my tools and what I absolutely need to get in.

gonna go to bed, but I'll give you one story. Both my 1st and 2nd burglaries were complete failures. My first I managed to make it into the house and no one was home, but there were 2 dogs. The dogs never attacked, but they endlessly barked, amplifying my adrenaline and anxiety 10-fold. I snatched some cheap plastic shitty jewelry and left. ended up throwing that garbage away. My 2nd burglary there were no dogs and I managed to search the home for a whole hour. I literally turned over every single item and searched through every crevice in that house and all that dude had was a single dollar and some change. I picked probably the worst house in the entire neighborhood to do a burglary on.

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I have a solid plan, good preparation and an eye for good targets.