250 word essay on crypto is due tomorrow

>250 word essay on crypto is due tomorrow
i am so fucked

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> 250 words
pull your fucking head in lad that's fuck all

your awful user

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>250 word
>essay
wtf lmao that's a paragraph

Grade 5 tings

Oh fuck I meant 2500

>its all a ponzi scam
teacher applauds

should have started it earlier comrade

just write out how you feel about nigs then ctrl+f and replace it with xsn holders

still fucking nothing, just plow through it
worst case it takes like 3 hours lmao

>250 words
>Fucked
Jesus christ, user. Ngmi.

The compressability of maximal rentability delivers increments of earnability to decentralized myriad capabilities of wellness of wealth feasibility of transactional hedged lucrability.

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Easy, just write that 250 word essay, then copy and paste it 10 times

Even that I could shit out in a day. You’re amateur

just edit some shitcoins whitepaper

you have to be 18 above to post here

Just copy the script of a good youtube video, the plagiarism detection software is useless with that shit.

u did this to ur self m8, now suffer ur consequences

Even if it were 10k words, you have to be an absolute subhuman if you can't make it.

ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.

Back to hash power – CSW has developed a breakthrough new asic (designed by his AI actually), and is mining BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking them all over to BCH leaving the segwit chain hard frozen.

you're welcome op

WHY THE FUCK IS Zig Forums LEAVING ME TO THE WOLVES I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL????

Dude your essay just Mooned. 10x already. Sir how can I invest I must do the needful

YA MADE YA FUCKIN BED NOW LIE IN IT

>250 words
Kek
Just like right a sentence kid

I feel you. I need to write a whole master thesis about crypto but all I've done is collecting link crumbs

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Bitcoin is a ver very good crytpo coin. It’s value has risen dramatically.

Idiot.

200-word intro, 300-word conclusion. Four body segments of 500 words each.

just write abbout how bitcoin is doomed to fail.

Bitcoin is fundamentally flawed and has literally ZERO chance to succeed in the long term. Zero, it just can´t work. Who knows if the price will rise in the short/medium term, but it will fail in the end. Other cryptos will probably have success long term, but bitcoin will drag them all down, therefore bitcoin will be killed soon when they can´t milk it anymore.
Bitcoin lacks a very good codebase, is becoming more centralized, lacks innovation, lacks on chain governance, liquidity will drop over time, other coins will catch up, undercutting and selfish mining strategies will undermine the security, miners revenue will drop, and it wastes resources. It´s also extremely manipulated beyond anything you can imagine. It´s not a good currency nor a good store of value. It´s only good for making money, like I do on the reg.

>master thesis
lmao imagine being so retarded and actually writing a bachelor thesis beforehand. I'll never write my thesis, although I have it all laid out in my head already. There's no way I'm going to look up citations and sources for all my claims and acquired knowledge. Fuck you, kikes. You will never have my knowledge contained in a credible quotable source. Academia is gay.

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