What does a Chainlink token do?

buys a cup of coffee

Makes autistic neets rich

Dupes noobs.

To be fair the token itself doesn't to that, it doesn't "do" anything, but it allows us to do that via delicious delicious memes.

It made a good chunk of biz somewhat wealthy from sub dollar buys, and now it's a bunch of newfags aiming to offload their 20 bags

It paid my house off and bought me two new cars.

finances the rich lifestyle of a russian scammer

It’s a pump and dump scam.

This is probably the most realistic assessment I've read in a long time.

it cups and handles

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It financially feeds Sergey’s voracious appetite for big macs and hookers

It makes a russian scammer very rich, thank you sir.

i don't know but hey oops woops what's this

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It is the Chad that fucks your mom.

Nothing except swindle newfags. Buy something with actual value like XRP instead.

It eats a Big Mac

>bring down the costs of the feeds
what did he mean by this

Partnership with chainlink probably coming someday and still under 3m marketcap lol

Price feeds

dump

nothing, sell it to me

solves the pump and dump problem

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Solves the Schwab problem

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