My seed phrase is written down on a crumpled up note in the corner of my room and if I lose it I lose thousands of...

>my seed phrase is written down on a crumpled up note in the corner of my room and if I lose it I lose thousands of dollars worth of Bitcoin

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>mommy found the seed phase and threw it away whaaaaaa

>seed phrase isn't tattooed to inner thigh
ngmi

better thank her for the deflation

>spent months memorizing my randomly generated seed phrase
>not written down anywhere

prove that you memorized it

nice seed phrase

My seed phrase is in a Minecraft world 177 777 thousand blocks away from the spawning point. It's all in 1s and 0s made via blue sheep wool blocks. The moment the map detects any sort of cheating like flying, the whole thing deletes itself.

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Holy based

Snake Cabinet Clown Fear Future Panic Death Death Death Death Death Death

>inner thigh
So you boyfriend can memorize it when you’re getting pounded?
You will never be a woman.

You don’t keep your 6 figures+ all on exchanges? Not based.

>seed phrase taught to band of raccoons that live in attic
>feed PB, Nutella and marshmellow (proportional servings, in that PRECISE order)
>couple days later shit out pellets in separate piles, number correspondent to the letter's position in the alphabet ROT13
>if diarhea they smear their shit into roman numerals as plan B
>takes days to generate and the stench is unbearable

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You are all retarded. My seed phrase is written on a piece of paper in an organized format and not crumpled up and thrown on the floor. I have 13 BTC on my trezor and keep this inside a safe. Also, I never tell anyone I have this and never will. This is how an organized BTC holder keeps their coins.

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There are people on this board right now who dont save their phrases as a coded message like page number and word number of a book.

believable until the last part

kek

that doesn't even make any fucking sense you stupid moron. How would my boyfriend even see my inner thigh when pounding my ass? Learn human anatomy you absolute fucking dumb fuck.

my seed phrase is on my email, just the words are changed in a specific way on a specific version of a non english dictionary

Browsing this shithole has finally paid off. Thanks for the 13 btc nigga

You mother fuckers! I have everybody's ip address and my dad is a cop. Whoever took that BTC has 24 hours to return them or I am going to start knocking on doors until I find who did it. I posted my seed phrase as an example to help you faggots learn how to be better organized.

I know whoever stole those BTC will do the right thing and return them.

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just sent 100k btc

Why?

My seed phrase has been saved in an old Bible. I have highlighted passages where the first word of the highlighted section corresponds to a letter of the word, with words spaces out by alternating colors of highlighter.
Jesus is king.

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>learn the placement of the human thigh
Dear god is this what we have devolved into? Lost basic primal knowledge?

>put my phrase down in a notepad file, emcrypted it inside a container with veracrypt and uploaded it to google drive

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I'll never forget my key
>fuck niggers fuck trannies fuck kikes fuck chinks fuck liberals fuck roasties fuck spics fuck bobo fuck leafs fuck pajeets fuck boomers fuck jannies

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Based

Same. No one will seize my assets.

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Can you really put the word nigger in your seed

Make a hard copy on some metal plate and hide it somewhere

I wrote my seed phrase on a post-it note paper, chewed it up and ate it. No one is getting that seed phrase ever!

Not if I get it first

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i tried to upload an encrypted file to gmail and google rejected it lol, fucking jews