Anyone else wish they could just teleport to 2023 regardless of losing years in their life just to see their portfolio

anyone else wish they could just teleport to 2023 regardless of losing years in their life just to see their portfolio

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No

Nah the suffering will make it more likely you appreciate it

I'd give every single dollar I have just to be 18 again
That was only 5 years ago

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unironically same

Not many people realize but there's actually a hidden exploit in Binance. If you move your phone's clock forward in time with the right alignment (read the bible for clues) you will see the future prices, but you can't sell, buy or go to the past. Take notes, I will be deleting this post soon.

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Oh man, wait until you hit 30

18 was three years ago for me

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Covid is ruining my year of being 18
16-17 was way better. Parties, girls, not having to give a fuck about school

2020 can fuck off

Don't any teleport because I'm super comfy on my INJ hold, will stack it until 2021

just hit 30 few weeks ago. its a great age.
age up to ~20 is great, early and mid 20's suck hard, late 20's start figuring things out and 30's are great again.

What do? I'm 18

Prepare for a comfy life in the pod while feasting on delicious bugs. Before that: enjoy the best year of your life destroyed by Corona-Chan. You are already fucked.

Nothing else going on in your life, sad

my 18s were 10 years ago

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25 here
I was hoping that would be the case. Thanks for the hopium user

I'd prefer to teleport back 3 years rather than forward

Same, brother.

6 years for me
m-make it stop bros

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This. I was a complete newfag in 2017 and held that christmas pump like a moron. I could have changed my life around for 2018 and not lose the past three years.

have sex

Dude 23 is still young as fuck. You still have S E V E N years left in your twenties. That's a long time. If you make smart moves now you'll be comfy af at 30.

T. 30 year old that only recently got his shit halfway together

abandon substances

this x1000

Going to be deep in a recession then frend

I have things I would like to accomplish in th meantime, so no.

If you only knew how bad things are going to get when the real depression happens and interest rates pull a 1986. Every fucking boomer and millennial is pulling every dime out of their 401k and kicking the can down the road to retirement crisis. Fucking retards ruined my lifetime.

It only applies if you have made a lot of money by that time

t. richfag in his 30s

You could be using those three years to accumulate with each paycheck.

I’m 39 and am retired. Everything is shit. When I was young I wanted to live forever, but as I’ve aged I realized that everything gets old. Nothing will ever be as exciting as it was when you were young. You become... damaged as you age. Everything that hurts stays with you. It’s not just your body that gets worn out. I imagine that by the time I die, I will wish for it. Nothing is more valuable than youth.

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I just need to peek 1 day into the future, for 1 minute, to become a billionare

i mined bitcoin when i was 18
i never worked a day in my life and im a millionaire
fuck normies, fuck jannies, fuck jews

Do you have kids?

Ditto