I just invented teleportation. All stocks that have anything to do with cars, car insurance, trucks, electric vehicles, logistics, transportation, or deliveries will go to $0 since there is no need for them anymore. I will be going public by reverse merger with a SPAC to do the needful. Nothing personnel my friends.
one time futures were like OOOOOOO but market open was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ryan Myers
just dont teleport yourself. you'll die in the process
Jace Wright
PLTR and LGVW
Tyler Williams
PLTR will be at 35 in pre market because everyone is ready to buy that dip, will spike to 40+ after opening bell. Jim Cramer has a meltdown on Mad Money later that evening.
Ian Evans
WHAT DO I ALL IN ON TOMORROW. DUBS AND I DO WHATEVER FIRST REPLY SAYS
Ethan Collins
futures are basically flat right now, less than 0.20% moves, fucking boring.
Luke Scott
Redpillme on GameStop, what have they announced that people are hyping it up? Physical is a dying industry.
Adrian Walker
I'll go reset my router when I feel like getting up you faggot jannies, until then all sirs do the needful
CASH FUCKING MONEY IS WHAT >printing cash because consoles >140% short interest guess what happens if they announce a buyback, or a dividend, or literally anything? >bonds trading above par
The user that bought CSPR instead of Corsair has made 6% gains while Corsair shit the bed. Sleep well user.
Jason Barnes
FUTURES ARE NOW RED
I REPEAT FUTURES ARE NOW RED
Eli Watson
Fuck /POL
bunch of racist no nut inbreds
Xavier Barnes
This. Teleportation pulverizes matter in one location then reconstructs the molecules somewhere else. But the you that comes out the other side isnt you, you just got pulverized, but a very good, molecularly perfect copy. So perfect in fact that unless the new you knows any better, he/she would never know the difference, while the real you would be long dead.
Landon Morris
Is APXT a meme? Price predictions EOY 2021?
Jaxon Lewis
When do we sell APXT?
William Turner
which means a green day. FUCK YOUR FUTURES
Joshua Jones
Going to take some profits from a large portion of my tech portfolio before the dump gets worse.
Caleb Anderson
? It mooned that day
Connor Hill
>bunch of racists Look man, niggers aren't a race because they aren't human.
Cameron Hughes
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MSFT about to become really heavy bags for all this new money
Jonathan Bailey
Invest in steel, the QQQ is fucked. Don't go to your family on Christmas and explain to them why you lost your money betting on SPACs and overpriced meme stocks. Invest in the steel shortage. Invest in CLF and US Steel.
Hope all you fuckers are prepared for the cannabis boom. Laughing at all you ignorant shits for not investing in cannabis. MORES ACT will be passed and then see how high cannabis stocks will really go. P.s. I told all of you for a while now
I never got into NAK beyond a bit of pocket change, but I once posted that if NAK got rejected again for no fucken reason, the US was fucken finished. What a fucken waste, NAK is in the middle of a fucken wasteland, it wouldn't even effect the shitty salmon. Fucken chinese bribes.
Henry Parker
if you're holding TQQQ you're unironically getting fucked tomorrow
Juan Rivera
oh fuck here we go
Joshua Barnes
The market needs suckers to dump money into QQQ. I love taking stupid money
Blake Collins
What's their game? We know conservatives don't give a fuck about the environment.
Easton Moore
pink wojack IID, futures still looking aight so far.....
Asher Campbell
if 3630 support breaks this is going to get ugly in a hurry bros
I'll see you tomorrow king although im pretty certain you were the man who was grumpy at me for asking to be spoonfed clf, but i did my homework and i'm fomoing in
Kayden Moore
Buy FNGU. Don't be faggots.
Jonathan Flores
CLF BRO REPORTING IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA