Post the slampiggy you will smash after you make it

For me it's Meghan McCain. Something about her neck Idk what it is, just an absolute unit of a woman overall.

Also I'm all-in XRP

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Your mom

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Her husband is one lucky swine

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I think you're on your own OP good luck and remember to wear a back brace

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Where are all the pigslammers? This is strange

Traitor pussy smells worse than patriot pussy

Thicc rich blondes mate. Juvenile son of patrician taste. Exactly what I lusted after in uni. Ended up with a redhead slut, fucking excellent uni gf, but I always wondered what those fat entitled blonde pussies tasted like...

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Like copper, dominoes crust and detergent.

Gross

I'm booking Amilia Onyx and I will creampie her

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Reject modernity, embrace slampiggy

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baby fat hottie

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my cock works for free

Spat my drink bro. Fkn poetic post.

Now this is a patrician thread if I've ever seen it.

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just want chubby wife bros...

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I would never consider a woman over 80kg

>you will never fuck a fat blonde with giant titties

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i love big girls so much bros

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you really don't m8
what you wnt is a slightly overweight chick who is conscious of her weight, but slightly lacking in willpower. this is the route to powermilf
get someone who's happy being chubby and you have a landwhale in a decade

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Just a little chub is best. Just enough to give them that soft look mmmmmm

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that's a linebacker dude

Honestly im fuck the shit out of this one