The next 2 hours and 40 minutes are unironically critical for Chainlink

I need more prostitutes and i wanna fork some bulls

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wtf I love being scammed now

my link stinks faggot

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>I measure in satoshi's

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I can retire at $100 eoy with staking live. This makes me doubt even that will happen in time. But when I look back on all we have endured the past few years, perhaps we deserve it.

Redraw it and you'll be fine bro

I've been reviewing the charts again, and it seems like the market-wide mega alt seasons occur exactly when btc tops out and begins correction/consolidation. Think late december 2017 and late june 2020. Both began almost exactly as btc topped out. LINKBTC has also been fucking annihilated the past several months, which is always what I like to buy in anticipation of an equally irrational rebound.

Fuggin checked

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This is the correct chart everyone should be watching. Link has never dumped below the line since 2018

Post evidence. Alt dominance has never risen after a BTC drop like people state..

Why would I measure in USD if I'm NEVER FUCKING SELLING?

In 2017 everything was mooning at the same time. There were some microcycles where BTC pulls ahead, then corrects and alts pull ahead, but yeah LINKBTC is oversold as fuck. RSI has never been this low on the monthly.

Digits confirm the tru tru

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3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of Zig Forumsrael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of Zig Forumsrael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of Zig Forumsrael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of Zig Forums a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that Zig Forumsildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

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Monthly candle closed. End of en era

No I'm not making the effort rn. Just turn on 1d timeframe and note the day that btc topped in dec 2017 and then june 2020. Then find that day in the xrp, link, and other alts. ETH was already rallying all 2017 due to ICO craze so it was following btc a little more closely. in 2020 the alts fall into closer parity and have their mega rally in the summer (when link hit 20), which began the moment btc started consolidating

Truly epic and awesome, in the literal sense of the word. This will begin the real fomo buying

It's okay.
We can just redraw the line :)

LINK has also technically never traded through an entire bull run, although I'm pretty sure we're going to see a major pump in the next week.

I just looked at ETHBTC and XRPBTC pairs and they had similar 60-65% corrections late 2016. Then they absolutely annihilated BTC until mid 2017.

In reddit stocktwit retard parlance, link is about to “melt faces”

Wouldn't surprise me if this happened, LINK has outperformed BTC for most of it's existence.