I need to find a way to make $5000 in three days or I will be killed

I need to find a way to make $5000 in three days or I will be killed.

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Kill someone else for the 5 grand, like "your life depended on it" or kill yourself. But then you enemies win anyways. GL faggot

Rob a minecraft bank.

You can give 1000 handjobs in 3 days. That's about 333 a day at 14 per hour. Hope this helps.

Me too
Pls gib

Thats rough

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it was nice knowing you user. take care

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who is gonna kill you?

Thats less than 5 minutes per handjob. No way OP could jerk me off to completion in 4.2 minutes.

what if he has lube and good technique?

Rest in piss

Spread your cheeks on onlyfans

just die, u will be free from this hellhole...

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Suck 5000 dicks for $1 a piece.

Some DIA and pray BTC goes to $25k by Thursday.

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two hands extends that to 8.4 minutes

Larp as a hitman that will kill you for less than 5k, then buy a 200$ plane ticket and disappear

Literally fool proof.

just take out a loan...?

kneepads

funny minecraft meme guise
kys

Lube is an added cost that will add more handjobs. He's gonna have to give up ass

they wont kill you lol, then they cant get the money
anyway just sell some skin or plasma

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Atleast now you know your worth.

Jerk punks off underneath the Queensboro bridge. I heard the going rate is $15 a man. 333.33333333333 guys. Get to work user!

its true, I made $5000 and 5 cents that way

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>truck stop
>kneepad

You're welcome.

Send me your crypto account and ill send it to you kind stranger