Dream is to own my own luxury apartment

>dream is to own my own luxury apartment
>find out HOA fees are an average of 1000 grand a month

What the fuck!? Why do I have to pay an association for something I OWN? I am tired of getting jewed by everyone

Is there a way to opt out of HOA fees?

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If apartment is your dream home then just rent desu. In expensive markets renting is a better financial decision anyway

Its a big “keep joggers out” sign u fucking fag. I would happily pay $1000 to keep undesirables out of my community.

Also just get on the HOA board and wave your fees. There is an election every year u fucking pleb.

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Came into thread hating HOAs.
Left thread Loving HOAs.

Also where is this apartment its fucking legit and i want to buy it

>wait until the zoomie learns about property taxes

>1000 grand
Does 1,000 grand = 1,000,000?

It’s in chicago so you will fit right in you racist

Property taxes are reasonable. I am paying for the right to own something in this beautiful nation.

HOA is bullshit. I am paying money to some random old school jews for no reason

>1000 grand a month

Holy shit dude 1000 thousand grand per month? Thats like a billion dollars

>what is security, janitors, window washers, refurbishing hallways every ten years or so, replacing and maintaining the AC/Heat

Much more reasonable than giving money away to fund ten single mother "local government employees" pushing paper around or public transport and free trade school for niggers.

You've got to own the building, rent out the other units, and live in the penthouse. Then you are the housing association.

HOA... for a condo? What?

Bro I don’t own the fucking building. The building owner should pay for that.

I KNOW. Boomers figured out a way to Jew every generation after them by setting up these bullshit systems. They never are satisfied

If you're renting they do pay for all that. If your buying the building is owned by you and the other unit owners. They have no income so of course they're not going to sit around for 500 years cleaning your hallways.

>HOA... for a condo? What?
Yes, a chunk goes to the management company who screens tenants/hires subcontractors etc. Some goes to repair/maintenance of common areas and a bit to the reserve account. Wait until you hear about special assessments.

My HOA for my condo is $275/month and that includes water, gas, garbage, maintenance, whatever else. $1000 is lol though I'm imagining the other 6 units in my building and I pooling together $4200/month to pay LaDarius the security guard to watch tiktok videos for 10 hours per day.

Oh sorry buddy we were talking about LUXURY apartments not your little ghetto mold infested crackhouses

As someone that has owned several condos and that has also served on the HOA board for a high-rise building in the city I’m getting a genuine good laugh out of this thread.

>Property taxes are reasonable
Lol okay cuck

how to become rich enough to yo buy something like this

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Oh it's maintenance fees. Didn't know burgers called it HOA. Around here a HOA is for suburbs and they mostly police aesthetics to make sure the homes all look as cookie cutter as possible, done by unpaid homeowners

Hmmm perhaps you can enlighten me why I pay you rent for something I fucking OWN

Start a business

Have you considered just living somewhere without a HOA?

you really can't put a number on keeping joggers and riggers out of your community. kind of just another cost of being white in america. pretty soon the only way to avoid them is gonna be to be poor somewhere remote

They're typically called maintenance fees here as well, I can't help but assume that's what he's referring to.

can i make ok money selling jewelry?

Your bait is too weak user
No, you don't own your apartment
No, nobody's giving you the reaction you want
Yes, this is a gay thread

>Your bait is too weak user
>No, you don't own your apartment
>No, nobody's giving you the reaction you want
>Yes, this is a gay thread

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jeez bud ur a chud

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