>user, could you step into my office ?
>your body language was off point in today's stand up meeting and I'm concerned
User, could you step into my office ?
Cameron Evans
Anthony Collins
>user why are you so quiet? I want everyone to join in!
Carter Robinson
>Be CEO
>"Trump really was a bad president now wasn't he?"
>Check all the slaves who responded positively to the statement
>Fire them
Adrian Sullivan
>hey user, you looked really tired but if we're tired what about the costumer? Come on spread that smile and go out there and help some people, remember smiling is one of our mottos
Evan Allen
Why didn’t trump just cheat as well to win
I don’t want this coming timeline
Christian Perez
user your body language was 56% confrontational this morning while we were singing the company black lives matter song.
Please step in front of this camera and say black lives matter 3 times.
Brayden Ramirez
The time has come for you to take the last step. You must love Big Brother. It is not enough to obey him: you must love him
Luis Ramirez
>Hey user, you seemed uncomfortable earlier when we were discussing diversity hires, in fact, this computer thing says you were 67% uncomfortable, do you have something to share with the team user? You know how I value open communication
Christopher Sanchez
the absolute state of wagie slave
Austin Hernandez
>just trying to do my job
>already forced to do video calls with boss aka babysitter
>microsoft starts recording my body language
>sneeze on camera
>microsoft sends report to female minority HR cunt
>i get disciplined because my facial expression mid-sneeze was recorded with extreme anger levels
>i tell HR cunt i just sneezed
>i actually get angry
>microsoft records me as potential rapist and anger problems
>i get fired
>HR cunt laughs after firing me
>microsoft rewards her good facial expression while she laughs at me
>HR gives herself a promotion
Dominic Reyes
FUCK FUCK FUCK Y DONT SHE JUST LEAVE ME A ALONE
Zachary Bennett
give details this could just as easily be a quality score for like the pitch at the meeting. maybe they can detect better outcomes of their products if they get good body language feedback
Parker Bell
>HR reps start to get murdered all over the country
Adam Adams
>user our systems indicate that youre in a bad mood today and its affecting your productivity . is there anything you'd like to share with the team?
Isaiah Carter
>Yes boss, I've been bagholding xrp since 2017, today marks the 3 years anniversary
Brayden Green
>We decided against giving you a raise this year user as our systems indicated you frequently exhibited signs of contentious and hostile behaviour towards Tyrone, our resident racial awareness manager. We decided to give him YOUR raise as further punishment for your disobedience in hope you strive to be more accepting of others in the workplace, like he is.
Brandon Sanchez
Hello. I don't remember posting this.
Michael Ramirez
CEO of based right here
Blake Murphy
How can you afford to be a wagie at this point? Are they okay with having a rod rammed up their ass 5 days a week?
Xavier James
>Yea its annoying but what choice do we have? Everyone needs a job!
Anthony Nelson
Kek
Adam Turner
>user, your posture has been off ever since we allowed you to have more responsibility
>According to this Microsoft® chart, you cross your legs in a very unproductive and hostile manner
>The machines couldn't read your eyes and suggested you cannot maintain focus
>I'm sorry, this isn't working out
>Also, the machine writes referrals nowadays and it doesn't really like you. Good luck and hope for the best!
Jayden Mitchell
based and redpilled
Zachary Ramirez
>user, at 02:33:34 into the meeting you had a rictus when HR mentioned the new lgbt policies. furthermore, your fidgeting score went up 0.5 point during her talk about inclusivity and 0.9 (!) towards the end. your respiratory rate + temperature during that part was above your mean. care to explain what was going on in your head? you didn't disagree with those policies did you?
Caleb Nguyen
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Liam Gonzalez
Employee, face the node and explain why black lives matter.
Alexander Wright
oh, it can always get worse
Jaxon Cox
I apologize Mr. Shekelstein, you can decresse my salary just please dont fire me
Juan Gonzalez
>overcom buzzes
>"user your body language is off, it's not living up to our corporate standards"
>*wage cage shocks you*
>sorry boss i'll do better
>"user your tone has been analyzed as slightly sarcastic, your pay has been docked, your cage will visit my office at 5 before being unlocked."
>in front of your eyes you see your one bathroom break for the day has been deducted
>thank you boss
Nicholas Johnson
he did. still lost
Wyatt Jenkins
Shit like this is why I'm quitting employment for good as soon as WFH ends. I can't go back. I'd get fired immediately.
Carson Anderson
I would offer to suck Tyrone's dick as a proof of my commitment towards diversity as long as i got to keep the raise.