I know this isn't the usual question you guys get, but I actually have to spend $30mil and I only have 30 days to do it. I don't want to say how much I stand to inherit if I can accomplish this task, but it's $300mil.
Rules:
>Can't own any assets
>Can't destroy the money
>Can't Gift it to anyone
>Can't give it to charity
I'm telling you guys because I'm not supposed to tell anyone about the deal.
I'm fucked aren't I?
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Can you make bets?
Just all in into crypto with the 30 mil, ez 20x by eoy
I can. And I did. But I ended up making money.
send a million to random anons
like me
Can't own assets, fuck face. AND I'm trying to lose the fucking money. Also, I just switched on a VPN because I realized I'm a retard.
This is some 80s movie plot isnt it?
>Can't gift the money
Pay me $30M for a 10min phone call/advising session about any topic. This would fulfill all your requirements.
>4
WHY IS EVERY THREAD A FUCKING LARPER SHUT THE FUCK UP
Run for political office and then waste money on your campaign, tell people not to even vote but dont be too likeable or they willvote for you and then you will make money and lose.
Why you can't own assets? Who made this rules for you to follow? lmao..
I'll sell you the naming rights to the dog I'm getting soon for $30 million.
Make it known you have all this money and have it be stolen from you
Buy thirty 1 milly watches...how hard was that
buy a friend for $1mil/day, you'll have 30 friends!
pretty sure a whole bunch of schizos on here will hang out on zoom with you for $1mil
>Spend it on expensive whores for you and your friends.
>Throw a huge expensive party.
>Hire and trash some exotic cars.
You can't just go all in on crypto, send it to another private wallet, "yeah my investment crashed and I had to sell at the bottom," and just cash out the funds in the wallet years from now? There, no assets or charity, and assuming you don't do anything stupid they can't prove you have a hidden crypto wallet.
bet 30million on trump to win
Oh shit this is a good one. Use this to get some few online service shop to get a fuckton of customer and have them sign a agreement that you’ll earn a certain percentage of their profit in return.
Buy an unknown amount of monero and say you lost it in a boating accident.
Simp all of it away on onlyfans
well then OP I will sell you a foot pic for cheap
lets say 1mill
That is a really stupid plan. I'd end up making fucking money. And I'd own a lot of assets.
>Can't own any assets
Counts as an asset, I'm sure. Gotta be careful.
How much do you think a really extravagant party costs, and how long do you think it would take to blow $30mil on it? Probably longer than 30 days.
You sound like a bear. With my luck, I'd buy crypto and end up with $40mil
Are bets still open? I only have 30 days. What if the nigger drags it out till January?
I'm trying to lose money and can't have assets, my dude.
isnt it easy to just buy a super expensive rare car?
or is that considered an 'asset' in this case
Considered an asset. Also, do you know where you would store $30mil worth of cars? lol
Book out a top notch Vegas club for the weekend, expensive whores, expensive alcohol, expensive food, fly your family in with helicopters, over the top Hollywood nigger style. You'll blow $30M easily
Just gamble some more. Keep going all in, and if you actually end up making 300mil with your 30, then you're good, you just made your own inheritance.
pretty fucking chinky of this board
Just buy gold and bury it somewhere
drop your visa in a walmart with the pin written on it, tell me which walmart lmao, and i'll buy 30 lambos in ur name, and u can say it was "stolen"
are they really assets if you don't see them after a day?
fly around the world and have a gastronomical adventure. also pray you don't get covid. idk, i'll bake you cookies for $1mil
godspeed user
Oh fuck. I didn't even see this one.
Yeah. I was thinking about running against DeBlasio for a second, and I got sued for talking too much shit, and then I got rid of a little bit of money, but then I found out I was doing to well as a write-in candidate.
Fucking hell
I think it says more about the age group than the race, but I can see your point.
Let me sell you some fine glitch art porn for $500,000
Very rare collector’s items
Nice dub dubs btw
This is an 80’s movie.... Google it for the answer
Yes
>> what is “Brewsters Millions”
>assets
Do you niggers know how to read?
simple : DIA .... data + oracles + de-fi. it's not destroyed. it's not really an asset. heh.
give me 1 million and I make you a fine drawing
it's not an asset because you only pay to view it not to own it