What fake job will you tell people you have when you make it

I'm thinking either
1. Digital commodities trader
2. Importer/exporter
3. Lead engineer of Chuckie cheese: tokens division

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I've always wanted to be an art collector.

NEET

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Eraser
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>fake job
Why?

I'll just tell them I'm retired.

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I use the digital commodities trader.

Just some stuff on the computer. Not a big deal.

Careful with npcs, user.
Retired only work when you are old.

"Wow, so young? What did you do, user? You must have been a CEO or something."

That's when you tell her you were a stock trading prodigy. Will instantly make her think of Wall Street chad yuppies, partying, coke.

"yep i invested in paypal when it was still payacquaintance"

I'm a CIA agent.

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Easy. I'll disappear to a tropical paradise for 6 months to reflect before making any large financial decisions, decompress and work out daily. Come back with a tan, in better shape and be evasive about where I've been. Let them guess. Claim I make my money at my part time job at wendy's. Eventually they'll stop asking and come up with some bullshit explanation on their own which is far better than confirming crypto

Just tell them you shorted the dow with 100x leverage in March and you made millions.

lawyer in kleros court

OR

american business affairs consultant for foreign companies. Whatever sounds like more fun at the time.

I'm just going to say I'm retired/ I'm an investor. I won't elaborate any further.

Kek

What do you anons that trade/shit post for a living usually tell women you do? I feel like they judge you for trading shitcoins

based

The only people I will be talking to when I make it are Asian prostitutes who can barely speak English and liquor

I'll have a real job when I invest in a business with my yearly APR.

I'm disabled.

PhD in women studies.

probably emphasize one of your hobbies. I'm going to say I'm a video editor or something

you can larp as anything you do for fun
>Be a writer
>Be an "artist"
>Be a candle maker
>Be a glass blower
>Be a curator/philanthropist
>Be a "Freelancer"
>Be a professional coomer

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I invested in puts on all the businesses BLM burned to the ground.

Next I'm buying stock in prisons.

Stupid niggers. Throwing their lifes away to make a white guy richer!

"RETIRED"

(from holding / staking DIA)

full image plz.