/smg/ - Stock Market General

kek who else here seasoned enough to scope out shitposts from actual money-making picks? buy NAK

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SNEEDFULgambit
>BUY SNDL AND RUN THE IV GAMBIT SIRS BIG NEEDFUL HERE
Buy SNDL
Sell calls
Buy more SNDL WITH PREMIUM SIRS, IV makes the preemium so high YOU CAN BUY 100s MORE SNDL with it sir
SELL MORE CALLS sir
Repeet until you can't buy 100 more shares and sell a call
>it's free money

If you didn't buy today's EV dip, I don't know what else to tell you.

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Well I bought $1k's worth of BCRX.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

RYCEY isn't optionable. If it was I would have bought the calls instead of just a single share.

RYCEY
RYCEY
RYCEY

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What the fuck is that wojak called and how do I get one

can SOXL split already I need more and can't afford it

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Tfw PLTR

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THAT WAS FUCK THE WHAT

RR gang WW@?
>just bought another thousand

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Right here fren, NAK is the comfiest hold, all in on NAK

Guys, please do not have kids.

They are going to have shitty life in a bad world.

Just enjoy rest of your life, but do not breed.

Good morning I hate CRSR

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no fucking idea, but why did it drop so low in the first place?! im baffled

BOYS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH AIRLINES
AND HOW DID WE MISS IT!?

>UAL
>AAL
>DAL
EVEN
>CCL
???
10% gains across the board

Hold, it won't be easy, but we're all gonna make it.

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Up 12.22%

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>sell calls
>stock has a +10% day

Why the FUCK do I even try everything I do is the wrong decision am I in a simulation are you bastards even real fuck me and this

vaccine stimulus hopes,

SNDL bro checking in

NORFman, I would honestly love to see RR pump just to see an influx of NORFposting.

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What if I'm Jewish? Is it ok for me to have kids then?

SRAC CHADS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT????
SHOUTOUT TO THE user THAT SHILLED THIS SHIT

Looks like the Norf F.C. wojak.

GME coomers, you guys ok? I'm eating shit on these options I bought but they're only 5% of my poorfolio

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>Take the vasectomy, goy
>Let China, India, and Africa outbreed you
>Listen to my Reddit spacing

FC NORF. It’s used to poke fun at northern englanders, but it has the opposite effect and usually endears one to them

Unless SNDL stops being sneedy and tanks to .2

Take it back!

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They were talking about an impending poomp yesterday on Yahoo finance. People see travel picking up with positive vaccine news

Sorry. Forgot to tell the general that I sold my airline stocks last week. That's why they're rallying.

I think just Kramer shilling them

>bought 10 shares of SPLK at 158.5
comfy and splunk pilled

Just went all in on SDNL, wish me luck

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oh fuck waterfall incoming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Don't tell me what to do

No, climnate change will fuck up life for next generations even when you are a Jew.

Is your wife Jewish? I mean that's really what matters here.

please SNDLsirs im begging you to make money SNEEDFULgambit is FREE MONEY

based
gonna buy some ketamine with winings

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You did buy your 1 share of BOTY for good luck, right?

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I've been seeing millions in unusual call options being bought on airlines for a little over a week.

The Simptones sounds like the name of a band of incel horn players.

Why can't I buy RYCEY!?!