List your Dank Stock Memes, Stank Stock Memes, and Comfies

BCRX Chads are you ready?

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Delete this piece of shit thread

>Why isn't CRSP a meme stock yet?
Looks good, I might do a small call on it

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bought the top 5.11

BOTY chads are the most powerful race in the world

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Dollar index just took a huge wet dump. The value of your stonks that on paper didn't change in price can buy fewer lambos and chinese trinkets now.

How long we holding PLTR till bros

GME it's at a good price

GME and CLF

TRCH
IDEX
SNDL

NO TITLE RETARD

i should have a couple thousand in boomer stocks running in the background right?

buy someone to help you with your resume

Anyone got a link to GME's financials? I wanna see what profits they raked in last year. Thanks.

>fucking up the /smg/ this bad

WHY ARE THERE TWO ROLLS ROYCE STOCKS, WHAT THE FUCK

Closing above 12 is great for us, relax :)

kys bobo

>NO TITLE RETARD

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Im not buying a stock over $20. Theres hardly any upside unless you buy on margin

edgar has the information you seek

>profits

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Holding till they start giving out dividends and throw it back into it.

Palantir to $100 EoY

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Reposting one last time
Buy LI Auto
It is now below both the volume weighted average price, and the 9 day moving average
It tried to break out multiple times this morning, but got dragged down by NIO and XPEV
BABA stock is up today - the China bill is a nothingburger
These dips were manufactured to allow big $$$ to take a position in the Chinese EVs - take advantage of them!!
LI Auto has had a price target of $45 from Citigroup, $60 target from Goldman Sachs issued only two days ago
(cntechpost.com/2020/11/17/citi-raises-price-targets-on-xpeng-and-li-auto/)
(streetinsider.com/Analyst PT Change/Li Auto (LI) PT Raised to $60 at Goldman Sachs/17664529.html)
LI Auto also just released their sales data on December 1:
ir.lixiang.com/news-releases/news-release-details/li-auto-inc-november-2020-delivery-update/
4,646 vehicles delivered in November
Do you know how many vehicles XPEV/NIO delivered in November? XPEV 4,224, NIO 5,291
businesswire.com/news/home/20201201005534/en/Xpeng-Announces-Vehicle-Delivery-Results-for-November-2020
globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/12/01/2137180/0/en/NIO-Inc-Provides-November-2020-Delivery-Update.html
XPEV has a market cap of 38 billion
NIO has a cap of 64 billion
LI Auto has a cap of 28 billion
I started getting back into my position yesterday, added more to it again today
LI Auto is very undervalued right now compared - a great deal
For those holding LI Auto (watching it go down the past few days) hold strong!! Don't get FUD'd out - it is about to rebound, just wait
Take a look at it's chart
>pic related

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all into GME. index fund if you don't have any money invested yet.

Don’t grind OP’s beans too much he is doing his best

500 for
>what is over seas market exchange and london market

Why buy PLTR when I can by c3.ai? :)

GAN will be $23.00 by end of year.

Shill me cannabis stocks for tomorrow's house vote.

Shill me why TRCH and IDEX are good contenders for my money.

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Will buy and shill.

Moooooooooooon mission

why buy that when you can buy NAK

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I have a limit buy for LI at $25.

It'll fill EoY

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All the calls you possibly can at a decent price for CLF 13-14 for first quarter of next year. Maybe hedge a hundred or two into calls for cannabis stocks, decent chance that money goes up in smoke but if the US House unfucks itself and federally legalizes marijuana it's basically a license to print money. I don't know what cannabis stocks to invest in myself, still researching the subject.

But CLF is without a doubt going to be above 13$ more than likely by EOY but absolutely by end of first quarter next year. Some absolute Lad put down 1.5 million on calls for it to be above 12.97 by 4/16/2021 and following big money like that generally isn't a bad idea.

they aren't lmao buy WKHS instead

Because both are shit and you should buy NAK

HEXO

They voting today now
c-span.org/congress/

Fuck me I forgot the title, my first SMG

groundfloor Memes that are gaining momentum and way undervalued. TRCH just opened a well this morning and IDEX is a Electric vehilce company that just appoint Volkwagon guy as CFO

When it's added to S&P.

You must be confused. You obviously want to buy NAK

why canadian?

Based newfren user acknowledging his newfrenness. DEFINITELY gmi

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

This is how easy it is to trade price action, one single YM contract at the same area would have made you $280. But keep on flipping burgers faggots

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HOLY FUCK. PALANTIR DROPED 4% OUT OF NOWHERE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA already down $1

God bless you OP

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This can't be real.

Let's keep the racism and hate to none or we won't have these generals any longer.

Why this small one specifically?

Isn't this just the debate? I thought the vote was still tomorrow.

crab rave

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Never fight them

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blood red sacrafice for NAK, god I love being the smart money

I wish my family would have waited a generation before coming here so I'd at least be able to get and Irish passport if I needed to, it's only going to keep getting worse

nigger kike

Cinemark and AMC will literally go bankrupt next year.

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Make as much money off stocks as possible. Buy land in the middle of nowhere. Try to make it self sustaining. Give the middle finger to society.

>High investors make stocks go higher by buying high and selling higher thus being able to buy product to get high from profits I made investing into companies that get me high

I have been shilling Cannabis for the past 4 months on you guys giving extensive DD. I hope you guys listened and don't FOMO!

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Yeah in the original its spelled boi.

TBF

Just wait - it's consolidating - look at the wick down yesterday
I know it's scary - hold strong

What position should I get for clf?

>Closing above 12 is great for us, relax :)
I want to believe

SELL YOUR FUCKING PALANTIR ALREADY. THERES WAY BETTER STOCKS OUT THERE

Does TVIX nigger still post here?

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Not only can it be real, the media will call it "adorable" and report unquestioningly exactly what the Harris White House tells them to report. And nothing more. They will renew the Patriot Act, which Trump vetoed, and CNN will report on the cute heckin doggo instead.

Freedom of the press is not freedom from consequences.

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Is there a worse stock than fucking JUMIA. I hate that piece of shit

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why not go anywhere else on the internet you horse cum drinking kike

this was almost entirely caused by institutional hedging
t. market maker in derivatives

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Is this long term? Or a meme stock? I am looking to have a combination of both long term holds and meme returns.
How are there financials? Are they profiting or are they just meme of the week for a quick buck? I am looking to hold them for maybe a month.

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Also I am a Canada fag and these drinks are good/popular. HEXO responded well to the new administration, and they seem to have some high level relationships. Essentially they actually have a new product ready to get distributed through the US shortly after the bill passes

This what? The drop?

im holding MOON, CLF, GME, and RYCEY

am i gonna make it lads?

daily reminder: mnuchin is a pathetic beta cuckold
also: never sell PLTR

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Look at the charts for the past month, it breaks a dollar wall, crabs the next day, then gears up to break it again. It took a couple days to get past 10 and 11 too.

B-but I bought at 24.80 and want to break even

Guys... wtf is going on with VIX???

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if you missed PLTR you still have a chance to get in on GME going to $20

Every time im up 100% i just sell half. So easy

yeah, and it isnt over. not until 12/18. and if the price stays low as it is now it's going to take another hit after the lockup ends

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>/smg/ gets permanently banned
oh lordy, oh lordy, we's finna be free! free at last, oh lawdy free at last!

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>MOON
depends how on the ball they are with switching out meme pump and dumps

>CLF
Yes, $20 in two months, no matter the ups and downs

>GME
Yes, but Q3 will be rough. Just pretend it doesn't exist until Q4. Cohen will give you free money if you hold and don't care about it.

>RYCEY
You're betting on the UK, kek.

Every non retard knows reddit are hedge funds favorite short indicators

Shut up and buy NAK

Just opened zero hedge, bros. It's looking grim for the markets..

c-span.org/congress/

BUY SNDL AND HEXO NOW
TRAIN IS ABOUT TO LEAVE

Fed legalization talks happening now

>Q3
>rough
you haven't been seeing the console sales or hear about the increased online sales did you

been looking grim for 11 years now

Console sales aren't factored into their Q3 report, user. They will FUD the fuck out of GME with misleading info for that.

Is ZH still doing doomporn? If so, very bullish actually. Wake me up if they're ever bullish, then I'll know it will be the end of the world.

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the entire movement of this stock since its IPO
pretty good visualization. Yes that's definitely a strong factor

i checked their other ETFs and they all at least do okay and they have an AI bot that watches the stock market

Good ducking thread !!

bullish. the more zerohedge tryhard to scare people, the more market goes up.

zdnet.com/article/dissecting-c3-ais-secret-sauce-less-about-ai-more-about-fixing-hadoop/

lol

q3 doesnt have any of the console sales. q3 will be saved only by guidance, and it most likely wont be enough. going to be a prime shorting opportunity. buy the dip if it happens. if they surprise, well, then we're all good. but unlikely

GOOD WEED STOCKS. FAST. I NEED TO BE A PART OF THIS

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holy shit my ID....What have i done.

Why do I keep buying shitty meme stocks after they have been pumped

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been telling people for week, this is a piece of shit. do not buy. buy NAK instead
NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!

HEXO 2/21 1.00C play the volatility

Just get SNDL, threw the rest of my pocket change at it

AT&T just ruined the movie theater industry

they own warner bros and hbo max, so they are having movies premier on hbo max at the same time as in theaters

I want to invest in you. Your stock will go up newfriend.

Bought 1000 of each lets go

c3.ai is a scam. i recommend you invest in a real business like gamestop

SNDL

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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reposting from last thread. please sell your calls newfriend

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CLFshill has been banned, stop tripfagging, you god damn faggot.

BRCX chads?

Checked, memes are becoming real dreams

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He already came back, nigger.

ITT
Buy whatever ticker is in your Id. Ill go first obviously

I couldn't find the thread you fucking muppet

ya dawg

Do you guys think airlines will recover to pre-covid levels anytime soon?